Our hundredth episode! Thank you all for listening to our banter and bullshit! 🧡
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Toast & Roast:
Georgie:
Geoff:
Geoff 0:10
Hey everybody. Welcome back. It’s your co host, Geoff and my co host, Georgie and I have to screw this up for the hundo episode for sure.
Georgie 0:21
Hundo!
Geoff 0:22
Hundos, 100. Actually, all right, let’s start this off with a bang. If you could have 100 of one thing. What would you have?
Georgie 0:32
Right now?
Geoff 0:34
Yeah, right now.
Georgie 0:35
That I don’t already have, right? That I can’t—
Geoff 0:37
No, you can have something that you have that do you want just 100 of.
Georgie 0:41
Oh shit. I don’t know, like, okay, I’m gonna be honest with you. The first thing that came to mind was Skittles.
Geoff 0:47
You want a hundred—that’s really easy. I want—
Georgie 0:50
Oh, so you’re talking something more—
Geoff 0:51
I want 100 doughnuts.
Georgie 0:52
Oh.
Geoff 0:54
100 doughnuts. I mean, 100 bucks.
Georgie 0:58
I got paid though, yesterday, so I got—
Geoff 1:00
Got paid.
Georgie 1:01
I got a lot more than that.
Geoff 1:02
Do you chomp at the bit to get paid? So yeah, I think, I think 100, 100 Bitcoin, if you...
Georgie 1:14
I was gonna say we should make this episode 100 minutes, but—
Geoff 1:16
Oh, what is 100 minutes?
Georgie 1:19
It’s like, like an hour and 40.
Geoff 1:21
Hour 40. Yeah, we’re movie length. We go movie length, yeah, we don’t have time for that. Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That. So if you were to have 100 of anything off the top of your head you wanted 100 Skittles.
Georgie 1:33
Yeah, I haven’t had them in a good while and they are like, they’re like my vice. Like, I know. I love doughnuts and all but if you just give me a bag of Skittles. It’s very bad. I will almost eat the whole bag in one sitting.
Geoff 1:45
Yeah, I think we had, I had Skittles recently. It was very strange, because I hadn’t had Skittles in years. But the Sour Skittles—
Georgie 1:53
Oh, yeah, they’re, they’re okay. They’re different. But yeah.
Geoff 1:58
I think if I needed to stay awake, other than like, to be honest, I—
Georgie 2:01
Because you don’t drink coffee.
Geoff 2:02
...don’t think it works on me. Yeah. Recently I’ve been drinking more mochas, trying to try to figure out if coffee actually keeps me awake. But 100, 100, 100 Skittles. 100 jam, doughnuts, baby.
Georgie 2:18
But how would you keep the doughnuts, see, that’s the thing. We get, we get a dozen at a time, right? We eat, like even if you eat three in one day over the course of a day after you buy the doughnuts. The rest of them we have to like put them in the fridge and share them and and just after a couple of days they’re no longer fresh and it’s kinda sad.
Geoff 2:36
I mean, the cinnamon doughnuts coming from Woolies, that that’s that’s kind of, creme de la creme for me. Except for I mean—
Georgie 2:42
They’re shit, man. I feel like you need to go to Portland and have their little cinnamon things from, there’s this place called Pips.
Geoff 2:49
Yeah, yeah. There’s also like Doughboy? Not, no Doughboy? Is it called Dough? I think it’s in New York or somewhere. My partner really likes it. Dough New York or something. Dough Doughnuts, American American handmade artisanal doughnuts. Yep. That’s your doughnut snobbery.
Georgie 3:15
Yeah.
Geoff 3:16
Other things that we can talk about that it’s 100.
Georgie 3:20
If you saw if you saw $100 cash on the ground?
Geoff 3:24
Yeah.
Georgie 3:26
What would you do with it? And if you keep it, what would you do with the $100?
Geoff 3:32
Oh. If I got a free 100 bucks? Well, actually, I did get a free $100.
Georgie 3:37
I got a story too. So you go.
Geoff 3:39
Yeah, we we went to, so every now and then because Hungry Jack’s is right next to our train station. We just we do this thing called shake. And it’s essentially free stuff, sometimes. So you shake it. It could give you some free fries, or half price something or whatever. And you can reroll once. So shake once, don’t like it shake twice. Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself... You... Okay.
Georgie 4:13
Wait, what? Did you just—
Geoff 4:15
It’s a good Charlotte song.
Georgie 4:17
Oh. Okay.
Geoff 4:18
Don’t want to be just like you.
Georgie 4:20
They suck.
Geoff 4:22
No they don’t!
Georgie 4:22
Someone, somebody brought up one of their songs at karaoke, like, a month ago or something.
Geoff 4:27
Oh it’s Anthem.
Georgie 4:28
It was fucking awful.
Geoff 4:30
The Anthem. Well, they suck at singing Good Charlotte songs, then.
Georgie 4:35
The one that they played was I Just Wanna Live and I just—
Geoff 4:37
Oh, that’s horrible.
Georgie 4:38
It’s horrible. Yeah, the, and like, I think The Anthem was okay. And then they had another, yeah.
Geoff 4:42
Yeah, yeah. Anyone who thinks they can try and sing, I Just Wanna Live. Yeah, that’s difficult. But it’s karaoke. You’re not supposed to be good.
Georgie 4:51
Yeah, but I still think Good Charlotte sucks. That’s my roast. They’re like, they’re like, they’re like an awful version of Green Day and Green Day is already sort of awful as a—
Geoff 5:01
What, you don’t like Green Day either?
Georgie 5:03
Nah nah, I don’t mind Green Day, I just don’t listen to them anymore.
Geoff 5:06
Simple Plan.
Georgie 5:08
Oh yeah, they’re just a shitty version—
Geoff 5:09
A shitty version of Simple Plan.
Georgie 5:11
(laughs)
Geoff 5:14
Well, the thing is, there’s a, what’s that band? That like? Oh... It’s weird.
Georgie 5:19
Fall Out Boy?
Geoff 5:21
Maybe? No, there’s there’s a band that sort of like sings whines about—I think it is Good Charlotte maybe.
Georgie 5:29
About what, about what are they whining about?
Geoff 5:31
About young, about young life and young problems but they’re like 50. So they’re singing about how the how bad like those times were or whatever.
Georgie 5:42
Interesting. So I was watching a video by this guy called JJ McCullough on on YouTube. And he was saying, for example, Nirvana, which was a band that was just really prevalent in the 90s for like, teens. They were born, like the members were born in like the 60s. So they were—
Geoff 6:03
Oh my god.
Georgie 6:04
So they, yeah, so they weren’t even like, of the generation that listen to them. And then if you go back a little bit like The Beatles, like whenever they were born, like the people who mostly listen to The Beatles at that time, like The Beatles, were a good generation above the people listening to them.
Geoff 6:22
Yeah.
Georgie 6:22
So just kind of like, interesting.
Geoff 6:24
It kinda makes sense. It kind of makes sense because, like, they’d get bored. Like, 96, 1960s, or what? 1960, and then they only started making music 13 years later, so by the time they started making music—
Georgie 6:36
They’re making nostalgic shit.
Geoff 6:38
It’s like 13 year olds—
Georgie 6:39
Yeah.
Geoff 6:40
Yeah. Like a 13 year old, can now listen to it because now they’re like, 20, 26 they’ve made a couple albums and now the 13 year olds are old enough to listen to your music.
Georgie 6:51
I mean, it’s kinda like if if we made music now, we’d probably fucking sound like fucking Good Charlotte. Because we’re revelling in our youth or whatever.
Geoff 7:00
Or whining about X.
Georgie 7:01
Oh my god.
Geoff 7:03
“My Twitter, why’d you take away my Twitter”.
Georgie 7:07
That kind of is what a lot of punk music sounds like, just like, complaining.
Geoff 7:12
“Wah wah, my Twitter has changed to x, and the bird is gone”.
Georgie 7:19
That’s the next Fall Out Boy song.
Geoff 7:20
Yeah. Okay, so if you had to listen to one song for 100 days—
Georgie 7:25
Oh shit.
Geoff 7:26
Which one would it be?
Georgie 7:27
Well, I feel like it’s got to be something I’ve listened to recently. Right? Because I might be enjoying it right now. And I wouldn’t mind.
Geoff 7:33
Yeah.
Georgie 7:34
Probably, If You’re Too Shy (Let Me Know) by The 1975.
Geoff 7:39
Oh that’s right, you just went to their concert.
Georgie 7:43
Yeah, and that song is kind of got a bit of an 80s vibe to it. There’s like saxophone in it. And it’s got it’s got that long intro, which a lot of songs don’t do these days. So it’s like the whole 50 seconds of like, you know, getting into the song. And I don’t think—
Geoff 7:59
Yawn.
Georgie 7:59
Yeah, kids these days don’t have the patience.
Geoff 8:01
Kids these days don’t, no, no, no, no, attention span. I think I think I’d probably go for this the, the as dumb as it sounds, so lo fi, this lo fi Japanese Hip Hop thing, not not even hip hop. Right? It’s just background music and it’s AI generated, and it loops so well. And it’s like, I’m playing a video game. And it makes it sound like that’s the soundtrack to the video game I’m playing. So—
Georgie 8:33
It’s like good background music.
Geoff 8:35
So yeah, it’s good background music. So it could go forever. And I could I would probably not notice. But if I were to actually pick a real song, um...
Georgie 8:50
Party in the USA. (laughs)
Geoff 8:51
Wrecking Ball. (laughs) it’s like I think I’ve been enjoying some Kpop recently. That’s that’s, like Shut It Down by Blackpink is a pretty good banger or Pink Venom by Black Pink. Yeah, it’s pretty good. Most of it’s in English, so that’s a bonus. And they use some classical violin piece from—
They sample something?
They sampled a classical violin piece by, shit. What’s that famous one? Now it’s off the top of my head—
Georgie 9:23
Vivaldi?
Geoff 9:23
No, no, no. The...
Georgie 9:26
Mozart?
Geoff 9:26
...guy who’s really a genius. Shit, now I can’t remember?
Georgie 9:31
That. What is he still alive?
Geoff 9:33
No, he’s dead.
Georgie 9:34
OK I was just like, are we on the same page?
Geoff 9:38
Well—
Georgie 9:38
Because I don’t listen to any Blackpink. So.
Geoff 9:40
Oh... it is it shutdown... Blackpink sample. Niccolo Paganini.
Georgie 9:54
Oh.
Geoff 9:55
So Paganini, he’s, his second violin concerto.
Georgie 9:58
I feel like I don’t know it by name, but if If I heard it I’d probably know right?
Geoff 10:02
Yeah, you’d probably know. So they sample it. And it’s funny because it’s not even the best sample. They take like a really short part of the beginning. And like classical violinists are like, that’s not even the best part and why don’t you just play the whole thing not loop like two seconds of it?
Georgie 10:19
Well because you’re not allowed right? Isn’t it like some music depending, whatever. Maybe classical music is fine, but some you can sample like a certain amount.
Geoff 10:28
He’s been dead for a really long time. I don’t think you have, they have any copyright on it anymore.
Georgie 10:33
Like it’s passed?
Geoff 10:34
Yeah, it’s passed. It’s like Mickey Mouse. Oh, yeah. Um...
Georgie 10:40
1840.
Geoff 10:41
Yeah.
Georgie 10:41
Oh, are you talking about Sherlock?
Geoff 10:44
What? No.
Georgie 10:45
Oh, no. Okay.
Geoff 10:47
Something has passed 100 years.
Georgie 10:48
Okay, I thought it was like Sherlock Holmes’ estate or something to do with it.
Geoff 10:52
Companies that are 100 years old.
Georgie 10:55
Shell?
Geoff 10:56
(laughs) Shell. Something like cooler than... John Deere. (laughs)
Georgie 11:03
(laughs) Okay, that’s, well... but not everyone knows John Deere. Or maybe they do but they don’t give a shit.
Geoff 11:10
They make tractors for farmers.
Georgie 11:14
Oh, Carhartt? Isn’t Carhartt...
Geoff 11:17
Carhartt? Founded like brand American workers build America?
Georgie 11:23
Yeah, now they’re...
Geoff 11:24
Railroad.
Georgie 11:24
Hang on. No, I think I’m thinking of a different Carhartt. I think Australia has a Carhartt but they’re like streetwear like sweat, sweat pants and hoodies and shit.
Geoff 11:34
Man. I don’t know any of these brands, it’s all clothing.
Georgie 11:37
Whirlpool.
Geoff 11:37
Wait, Whirlpool. No, that’s not talking about the forum Whirlpool.
Georgie 11:42
No, yeah, like the washing machine thing?
Geoff 11:45
Oh, right. Right, right washing machine. Whirlpoolcorp.com, improved in pursuit of improving life at home. Oh—
Georgie 11:55
What, they, they make egg beaters now? (laughs)
Geoff 11:58
They own a lot of things.
Georgie 12:00
Oh right, Kitchenaid.
Geoff 12:00
You’re right. There is, oh Kitchenaid. Hey, they own KitchenAid? That’s pretty big.
Georgie 12:05
Oh shit.
Geoff 12:06
And I don’t know any of these other ones.
Georgie 12:08
Yummly I’ve heard of that.
Geoff 12:09
Swash for you, North Americans, might know that one. Colgate.
Georgie 12:15
Colgate! Right. No that’s 200 years old.
Geoff 12:19
200 years old. Dental powder. Harper, is that Harper’s Bazaar? HarperCollins. No.
Georgie 12:26
Oh it is, no it is, it says Harper’s Bazaar.
Geoff 12:28
Oh, Harper’s Bazaar. Yep. Harley Davidson—
Georgie 12:32
Oh it’s now known as HarperCollins. So I guess it just kind of did.
Geoff 12:35
Renamed.
Georgie 12:35
Yeah.
Geoff 12:36
Agatha Christie. Harley Davidson 1903. Is that, is that Henry Winkler No, that’s Elvis.
Georgie 12:46
That’s Elvis.
Geoff 12:46
(laughs) And all these other things, Brooks Brothers.
Georgie 12:51
Oh, yeah.
Geoff 12:52
Sounds familiar, clothes.
Georgie 12:54
Yeah, we have them here. Like shops.
Geoff 12:56
Err, Dupoint, Cadillac, Ford, Chevy, all these car companies. We have really boring companies that are 100 years old.
Georgie 13:06
I know. I want something I was gonna say something more young. But that doesn’t make any fucking sense. Just imagine it’s like Billy Eilish was 100 years old. Yeah.
Geoff 13:16
Yeah, so young.
Georgie 13:17
Yeah.
Geoff 13:18
Coca Cola. Is Coca Cola 100 years old? Yep. JC Penney The story continues. UPS
Georgie 13:26
UPS okay. Boeing.
Geoff 13:31
Wait, Harley Davidson but they’re showing me Heinz.
Georgie 13:34
No that’s Kraft Foods. Like.
Geoff 13:36
Oh Kraft Foods.
Georgie 13:37
I think that’s—
Geoff 13:37
Of course the image is above the heading I think this is an accessibility no no. Like—
Georgie 13:43
(laughs)
Geoff 13:43
You have to read the heading before the—
Georgie 13:45
Yeah I think unless the heading was the only heading there and it was like a hero image.
Geoff 13:52
Yeah do you—
Georgie 13:53
What the fuck are you inspecting for?
Geoff 13:56
...describe-by it? No they don’t, oh they have a good alt text, “New York bottles of Kraft Heinz”, yeah.
Georgie 14:02
Yeah, that’s what you want.
Geoff 14:03
Yeah, that’s what you want. Kellogg’s. Yeah, baby. What’s your favorite Kellogg’s cereal?
Georgie 14:10
Wait. What, what are they? Let’s—
Geoff 14:12
Kellogg’s.
Georgie 14:12
I need to know because I actually don’t really eat cereal so you got to like—
Geoff 14:16
Oh yeah what do you eat these days then?
Georgie 14:18
Oh, like for breakfast? I eat like eggs or something like that.
Geoff 14:22
Just crack eggs into your mouth.
Georgie 14:24
Not like that. Oh, oh my god. I saw like I saw like a joke. It was like by like a weightlifter. She was joking about what people eat. And—like what people who go to the gym eat and there was one like bodybuilders cutting just eating leaves of lettuce.
Geoff 14:38
Yeah.
Georgie 14:38
Because they’re trying to cut weight. And bodybuilders bulking it was just like toast and eggs and stuff. And then I think there was one like the gym girl and she was eating like berries and acai bowl thing, whatever. And it was like powerlifter: three raw eggs. (laughs)
Geoff 14:54
I think you need to join—
Georgie 14:55
I don’t do that though.
Geoff 14:55
...raw eggs.
Georgie 14:56
What was that?
Geoff 14:57
Yeah, I think you need to join the raw egg.
Georgie 14:59
No, I have three cooked eggs, maybe less depending on how...
Geoff 15:02
You know what’s really interesting, like when you make scrambled eggs. We had like, we had like six eggs left and I was like, you know what? I’m just gonna make a six egg scrambled egg. And it came out to absolutely nothing like four eggs of—
Georgie 15:17
Yeah.
Geoff 15:18
Four, four, a four egg scrambled egg. I’m just set, I can sit there and just eat all of it. It’s like eggs are nothing.
Georgie 15:25
Yeah, cuz you know how it says large on the side?
Geoff 15:28
Extra large, I get the extra large.
Georgie 15:29
I think that’s just a scam. I think they’re kind of roughly the same size or like they’re not even large honestly.
Geoff 15:37
Yeah, I don’t think—you know what are large? Probably American eggs. Have you seen an American egg?
Georgie 15:44
I don’t know if I’ve seen one like, like just like a raw egg in the shell? I don’t think I’ve seen it or noticed.
Geoff 15:50
Australian... I think they’re huge. But they could be, they could be not not that big.
Georgie 16:00
So when you see—
Geoff 16:01
Oh, they colour the eggs, I remember this like you get white eggs.
Georgie 16:05
Yeah. Are they bigger?
Geoff 16:09
King size? Do you remember the Community episode?
Georgie 16:12
Wait, I haven’t seen it. I don’t watch much shows.
Geoff 16:16
communitychannel, sorry communitychannel on YouTube.
Georgie 16:18
Oh.
Geoff 16:19
Natalie Tran.
Georgie 16:19
I don’t, well, what did she do?
Geoff 16:21
Yeah, there was a, she does a video about how like she gets a king sized KitKat and she’s like, who decides how big a king sized KitKat is, some king? So she has like skit, is like, they asked the king, “is this big enough, sir?” And she’s just like yes, this is the size I love, and that’s the king size. But it’s not that big. So there you go, medium 500 grams, large is 600 grams, extra Large is 700 grams, that’s probably why we don’t see a difference—
Georgie 16:53
For a 12 pack.
Geoff 16:54
It’s just 100 grams extra.
Georgie 16:57
It doesn’t visually look... bigger.
Geoff 17:00
Yeah. How do they, how do they get different size eggs, here we go, controlling egg size? Also who decided how big a king size egg is? The king of the chickens?
Georgie 17:14
Also who makes you pay to read a fucking article.
Geoff 17:16
I can’t even—
Georgie 17:17
Poultry World.
Geoff 17:18
Can I hack this?
Georgie 17:21
Is it even worth it at this point?
Geoff 17:23
Oh they literally only render the first part of the article so you click the button—
Georgie 17:29
Hey, have you ever wondered is this bad for SEO? Like to...
Geoff 17:33
Oh that’s true. I think they have enough I think they’ve calculated how many characters is enough for SEO.
Georgie 17:39
Fuck off, I’m so mad. Roasting that to the max.
Geoff 17:43
If you Google it, they only need a summary and they like, that’s all they care about.
Georgie 17:48
Does that mean, does that mean I should write blog posts that are like 200 words and be like I’m not gonna write the rest of this because I don’t—no hang on wait, I don’t care about SEO I just want to write for myself.
Geoff 17:57
If you’re engineering yourself for SEO versus versus how much you have to write then probably. Here we go. All Bran, Be Natural, Coco Pops, Cornflakes, Crunchy Nut, Froot Loops, Frosties.
Georgie 18:10
Ooh.
Geoff 18:11
Just Right, K time.
Georgie 18:13
So I think I like—is, wait, is Crispix like the little like rectangular things with like a criss cross that—
Geoff 18:21
Yeah.
Georgie 18:21
Yeah, I’ve always liked those.
Geoff 18:24
Crispix. Yes.
Georgie 18:24
Oop tarts are funny because they sort of novel, but I don’t think they’re that good. Rice Bubbles can fuck off. Cornflakes are actually okay, I don’t mind them. Coco Pops are a scam. Because they just make your milk turn brown. And I don’t know, just get Milo.
Geoff 18:43
Chocolate milk.
Georgie 18:44
Yeah, fuck that. All Bran is like if you really want to be on some health kick then sure. Sultana Bran, I hate sultanas, so they can fuck off. Nutri Grain is a bit I don’t something something is like really weird about Nutri Grain, this like this macho fucking thing in all their ads, and I’m like, I don’t—I just—no.
Geoff 19:02
You know what, I think they came out with with with a comparison saying that Nutri Grain doesn’t actually have that much iron in it even despite, despite how—
Georgie 19:12
Claims.
Geoff 19:13
Marketing and claims.
Georgie 19:14
Yeah.
Geoff 19:14
That it has iron. Was my question if you would eat one of these for 100 days?
Georgie 19:18
No, you asked what’s my fave Kellogg’s.
Geoff 19:20
Oh what‘s your fave Kellogg’s.
Georgie 19:20
Also, you know what pisses me off? LCMs.
Geoff 19:21
Yeah, really? Why, lowest common multipliers?
Georgie 19:27
Yeah, exactly, like what is it?
Geoff 19:28
You hate math. Why do you hate math? (laughs)
Georgie 19:29
What does it fucking mean? No, it doesn’t... If you look it up I don’t think anyone actually knows what the fuck it means.
Geoff 19:36
No, no, they defined it.
Georgie 19:37
In Kellogg’s world.
Geoff 19:37
I’m sure...
Georgie 19:38
Okay, tell me tell me what it is. Because I think we looked it up—
Geoff 19:40
I’m sure we talked about this. LCM Kellogg meaning. I’m sure we’ve looked this up—
Georgie 19:44
Bullshit.
Geoff 19:44
In, in another meeting.
Georgie 19:50
(laughs) Yeah, it does—
Geoff 19:51
“They just liked the way they sound together”.
Georgie 19:54
I’m gonna cry, like this is just terrible. Also, I think another thing is like, you know how they had the bars?
Geoff 19:59
Yeah.
Georgie 19:59
LCM bars.
Geoff 20:01
Yes.
Georgie 20:01
My parents would just buy, yes, those, yeah those fucking bars. My parents would buy some of them and I’d just get sick of—also I think they’re just sickly sweet as well.
Geoff 20:11
Yeah.
Georgie 20:11
This like sticky bar. It—
Geoff 20:13
Well, because you hate, you hate rice bubbles. And this is all rice bubble based, so, I feel like this is a trend.
Georgie 20:20
Yeah, but it’s just like? Why the fuck did you call it LCMs? I don’t know.
Geoff 20:24
It’s because you like math too much.
Georgie 20:26
I hate, I hate.
Geoff 20:27
They own The Guardian? Like the newspaper? No.
Georgie 20:30
Oh no it’s just...
Geoff 20:31
Oh Guardian the cereal. Okay,
Georgie 20:32
Yeah, oh it that just like brands, brand cornflakes or something?
Geoff 20:37
Maybe?
Georgie 20:38
Yeah.
Geoff 20:39
So you say you—
Georgie 20:41
I think Crispix is, Crispix is up there. Yes.
Geoff 20:44
Crispix is good.
Georgie 20:45
Crispix is good. I think that’s probably my fave, yeah.
Geoff 20:48
Pop Tarts is very nostalgic for me. But I agree that at some point without the edge, and you’re eating the sugar shit in the middle.
Georgie 20:57
Just like, what is this.
Geoff 20:58
That’s really sweet. But I like my sweets.
Georgie 21:00
I think cornflakes are a good like classic, I think.
Geoff 21:04
Yeah, maybe it’s a harder question to ask you if you had to eat a cereal for 100 days which one would it be?
Georgie 21:09
Oh we know, we’ve talked about this, the WeetBix bites. No, no, shit’s fucking good, and I, you know, the funny thing is I wouldn’t mind I wouldn’t mind them right now because I haven’t actually had them in well over 100 days.
Geoff 21:20
Yeah how many do you, how many do you do? (laughs)
Georgie 21:25
Of the bites? Like man, you could eat like—
Geoff 21:27
100.
Georgie 21:28
50 of them.
Geoff 21:28
How many do you do? 100. Shitting for days.
Georgie 21:34
The person asking the question has to clarify. Like the original ones or?
Geoff 21:39
Yeah, the original ones, like the whole, the big ones.
Georgie 21:42
I remember in the episode, I said I could never do more than two, shit like, like fucking fibre bullshit.
Geoff 21:49
It’s like a laxative by the time you hit five.
Georgie 21:52
Yeah.
Geoff 21:54
I think, I think I would probably do Lucky Charms. I probably talked about this on—
Georgie 21:59
Yeah you have.
Geoff 22:00
Lucky Charms because why don’t you add marshmallows to your cereal?
Georgie 22:05
Are they really all they’re cracked up to be? Because I actually don’t think I’ve ever had them.
Geoff 22:09
No, this is like the, this is the this is the In N Out effect, right.
Georgie 22:16
The In N Out burger.
Geoff 22:17
The In N Out burger.
Georgie 22:17
Okay, so yeah, I hate, I’ve had it like once maybe twice because I was made to, but fucking hated it.
Geoff 22:24
Yeah, it’s like everyone hypes... but I mean I don’t know how many people hide Lucky Charms these days, but I do. Everyone hypes In N Out and then you get the thing, you’re like what the hell? This is really like pleb. Pleb burger.
Georgie 22:40
(laughs)
Geoff 22:41
In Australia everyone’s burgers like have beet root and like fried eggs and like chips and shit and then you get to In N Out, it’s literally beef, some onion, maybe cheese, maybe lettuce—it does have lettuce, tomato. Oh my god there’s clusters, Lucky Charm Clusters—
Georgie 23:03
I prefer Shake Shack.
Geoff 23:03
What? You like—Shake—yeah Shake Shack.
Georgie 23:05
Yeah I like Shake Shack.
Geoff 23:07
Five Guys. Five Guys?
Georgie 23:08
Shake Shack.
Geoff 23:09
Shake Shack.
Georgie 23:09
Five Guys is—
Geoff 23:12
Yeah.
Georgie 23:12
I didn’t realise we had a Five Guys here somewhere.
Geoff 23:16
We have two. Two Five Guys.
Georgie 23:18
Yeah, I can’t remember where they are.
Geoff 23:19
One in Penrith.
Georgie 23:21
Oh.
Geoff 23:22
One on Sussex Street.
Georgie 23:24
Oh, that’s the one I saw. Yeah, Sussex Street. Yeah, I was in the city, and I was like, oh, yeah.
Geoff 23:29
Oh my god. Marshmallow clusters. What does that mean? Is it not an oat cluster? They just cram marshmallows.
Georgie 23:35
Hey, why don’t you, wait, what is, what is it rice? Like rice cereal? Okay, so why don’t you buy like, rice, and then—
Geoff 23:43
Rice bubbles?
Georgie 23:44
Yeah, and then buy marshmallows and put them into your cereal? Since you like this so much?
Geoff 23:49
These, these marshmallows aren’t regular marshmallows.
Georgie 23:52
Ah.
Geoff 23:53
They’re like—
Georgie 23:53
Highly processed bullshit.
Geoff 23:53
Highly processed bullshit. Yeah, it’s condensed, it’s like if you took a single marshmallow, you crushed it, you condense it, and it’s like a got a more solid and you can bite into it, you bite it in half—
Georgie 23:59
Surely you can—
Geoff 23:59
You can, you could snap it in half.
Georgie 24:01
Oh so it’s like a—
Geoff 24:04
It’s kind of crispy, crisp, you know.
Georgie 24:14
Surely you can make this with condensed milk and I don’t know a little bit of—
Geoff 24:18
Probably?
Georgie 24:19
Cornflour? How, I don’t know, I don’t know anything about cooking but I’m sure you can make this shit.
Geoff 24:23
There’s a whole YouTube series, er, not a whole YouTube, but there’s a YouTuber who does videos recreating Lucky Charms but with like with their, with regular ingredients, like not regular, I mean they use—
Georgie 24:34
You can find it in your kitchen type of like thing?
Geoff 24:37
Yeah, yeah, they just recreate things that are unhealthy using healther, healthy ingredients.
Georgie 24:42
Okay, that’s cool.
Geoff 24:43
So I mean, how healthy can you be with condensed marshmallows? Like, come on. Right so I guess like—Equifax? What is—
Georgie 24:54
Target?
Geoff 24:55
Target’s 100 years old? Nice.
Georgie 24:58
Our Target’s different though.
Geoff 25:00
True.
Georgie 25:01
Yeah, ours is more of a department store that sells like clothes, toys or whatever, whereas I think in the US, it’s got groceries.
Geoff 25:08
Yeah.
Georgie 25:09
Everything?
Geoff 25:09
Yeah, groceries.
Georgie 25:11
Fuck it...
Geoff 25:11
Is that, is Target, Target is probably global global. Like they have, the same company in America probably owns the ones here, but they—
Georgie 25:20
Yeah, but they just do different things.
Geoff 25:22
Yeah, because we have Woolies, Woolworths.
Georgie 25:24
Woolworths.
Geoff 25:24
And Coles, which probably would beat out Target every time.
Georgie 25:29
Yeah.
Geoff 25:31
It’s—
Georgie 25:31
Yeah. I realised, I realised recently that you know, the Woolworths in Town Hall, there’s a fucking Big W next to it!
Geoff 25:39
Yeah. (laughs)
Georgie 25:39
(laughs) Yeah, I don’t know, just, there’s something about Big W that makes me think of like, it’s like it’s like a nostalgic thing. I feel like that was out in the burbs where I used to live.
Geoff 25:50
Yeah.
Georgie 25:51
And like it’s like, what the fuck are you doing in the CBD?
Geoff 25:54
Now we got Big W Metro. It’s funny. There’s a, I think in double, is it Double Bay?
Georgie 26:02
The rich suburb?
Geoff 26:03
Rich suburbs.
Georgie 26:04
Yeah.
Geoff 26:04
They have a, they have a Woolies Metro with a full Woolies next to it.
Georgie 26:09
Oh shit. Really?
Geoff 26:10
Yeah.
Georgie 26:12
I’m pretty sure I, I’m pretty sure I went there. Like just to like quickly pick something up, just, but I didn’t notice.
Geoff 26:19
The, so for those who don’t know. Woolie, Woolworths Metro is like, it’s, it’s smaller, it’s more targeted to people who are like leaving or going to work or leaving work, and they just need something quick. So it would, they highly target, you know, things that people need, like not impulse, but I guess daily staples that you might need to pick up on the way home and hot food. You, you go in there, get some chicken wings, fully made, I used to get quarter chicken and chips from from them during lunch, and it’s, yes, super targeted to the working white collar, metro, in the middle of the CBD.
Georgie 27:05
So there’s one like not too far from me. But it’s in the completely opposite direction to my usual Coles supermarket. And I’m used to the Coles right, like the layout of the Coles, where stuff is or whatever. And it was so like this weird, like, adult, adulting moment when I had to go to, or I was in the vicinity of the Woolworths Metro, and I needed to find sticky tape. And I was actually, in my mind, I was like, do they have sticky tape at a Woolworths Metro?
Geoff 27:35
And the answer is...?
Georgie 27:36
They do, they did. But I’m going down the aisles that I think it would be down, so like I think I was going in the pet food aisle because the pet food aisle in Coles in my mind usually has the “other stuff”, you know like stationery and blah blah blah. And then I think I couldn’t find it there so I went to maybe, I don’t know, like—you know when they just randomly have some like socks and underwear in like a supermarket?
Geoff 27:59
Yeah.
Georgie 28:00
Like in my mind. I was like, okay, in a Coles, they will probably—I think it’s there. Anyway, I’ve just walked around basically the whole store and thinking it’s like in far aisles because that’s what it’s like in Coles, but no, it’s like in aisle fucking one or two with like, cards and shit. And that’s where I found the sticky tape. And just, it was just so like disorientating, like going in a completely different branded like supermarket. And then like everything is different to what you’re fucking used to.
Geoff 28:29
Coles confuses me. Sometimes. Because, so we have a Woolies and a Coles. So sometimes we go to Woolies and sometimes we go Coles, but mostly Woolies. So, Coles, Coles confuses me because we’re walking down an aisle. And on one side, we have herbs and spices and like some kind of soy sauces and shit.
Georgie 28:54
Yeah. And the other side is rice?
Geoff 28:55
The other side is candy.
Georgie 28:56
Oh, that’s weird.
Geoff 28:58
That’s like, wait, why? Like, how, in what world would that be convenient? Like, it’s weird. If you could visit one place for 100 days, which one place would it be?
Georgie 29:12
Wait, like a supermarket? Like—
Geoff 29:14
Any place.
Georgie 29:14
A shop?
Geoff 29:15
Any place, I guess is a shop. No, I take back that question. If you could do one thing for 100 days. Only do one thing. Besides—
Georgie 29:25
What do you mean?
Geoff 29:26
Besides to wake up?
Georgie 29:27
What do you mean only do one thing?
Geoff 29:29
Like only do one thing for—
Georgie 29:30
Like, I can only work and I can’t like exercise, something? Like what’s the—
Geoff 29:33
Yeah. You gotta like—
Georgie 29:34
What’s the fucking go, man?
Geoff 29:36
If you had $100, if you had 100 day holiday, and you can only do one thing.
Georgie 29:41
Like every day I have to do—
Geoff 29:42
Every day.
Georgie 29:43
The same thing and I can’t do another activity?
Geoff 29:45
No, you can’t do another activity.
Georgie 29:47
Oh, okay. Interesting. Does it have to be a holiday context?
Geoff 29:50
No, it just removes the idea that you have to work.
Georgie 29:53
Have to work, okay.
Geoff 29:54
Because work of course you can do for 100 days. Maybe.
Georgie 29:58
How long is that, like fucking three months man.
Geoff 30:00
(laughs) Yeah three months.
Georgie 30:01
I honestly think I would probably just go like walking or hiking or something.
Geoff 30:07
Oh, every day for 100 days?
Georgie 30:09
It’s...
Geoff 30:09
Not bad.
Georgie 30:10
Yeah. Like, you know, get out and like, you get a bit of exercise and see nature and like it’s fresh air. Like I like that. Like, why why would I pick an indoor activity and then not be able? (laughs) It’s like playing, I don’t know, play like a game or something for 100 days, but I’m only allowed outside for like, 10 minutes or some shit.
Geoff 30:31
Yeah, I think this is a tough one for me. I would say like TV shows, but I feel like the, I have to pick one TV show to watch every day for 100 days.
Georgie 30:42
That’s boring. Surely you get bored, but you need to pick something really long
Geoff 30:46
One, so there are like 10 seasons of a TV show could last you three months, maybe. Oh, but I guess you have to do it for your entire waking hour. Maybe?
Georgie 30:56
Oh my god. Yeah, no, like—
Geoff 30:57
It’s a hard question. Actually. There’s a lot of caveats.
Georgie 31:00
Just watch the entirety of like Doctor Who?
Geoff 31:03
Oh, wow. Doctor Who is long.
Georgie 31:05
Yeah, but you get fucking bored. Like, you’d want to start the rebooted series.
Geoff 31:10
Well, the thing is, I think I’ve been thinking about watching The Office US again. And I’ve probably share that I could probably I could watch that for three months. Even on loop, maybe on mix on like shuffle? Oh, that’s tough. That’s tough. I don’t know if I really want to watch this. Like—
Georgie 31:26
Are you allowed to watch it in the background? Whilst you do other shit? (laughs)
Geoff 31:31
No you gotta do that—
Georgie 31:32
You got to actual—fuck off, I’m not doing it.
Geoff 31:34
Code for 100 days, would you code for 100 days?
Georgie 31:38
Well, the thing is, we already do that for our job kind of, which is so funny.
Geoff 31:42
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I have a side project. So I guess I would try and just focus and code for 100 days. Um.
Georgie 31:50
Yeah.
Geoff 31:51
All right. That’s enough 100, 100 things. Any, any other questions about 100? 100? Do you want to live to 100?
Georgie 32:02
Oh, man, I don’t know if I want to, but I wouldn’t. I don’t know.
Geoff 32:06
Oh, yeah, this isn’t an unreleased episode. Maybe my opinions changed since then. But I don’t want to live to 100.
Georgie 32:12
You don’t?
Geoff 32:13
No. I kind of want to, I kind of want to die before then. Maybe like 80, 70 or 80.
Georgie 32:18
Why?
Geoff 32:20
I just don’t want to deal with being old. Like, everything about being old seems really annoying.
Georgie 32:26
Okay, so I have a different perspective on it. And I think it’s like because I’m in good health, and I want to be in good health and try to you know, stay active into my old age. That if that means I live longer, I won’t mind because I, fingers crossed, touch wood, whatever.
Geoff 32:46
Yeah.
Georgie 32:46
Hope that I wouldn’t like struggle in my old age.
Geoff 32:49
Do you feel like you have enough things to do until you’re 100? Because I think I’d run out of things.
Georgie 32:53
That, I guess that is a kind of concern. I, it’s hard to say now. But at this point in my life, I sort of feel like I’m still enjoying it. And there are still things to do. And because I’m I plan to stay like fit. I won’t be like restricted by, like lack of fitness for activities. So I sort of do feel like yeah, there’s lots of things, like maybe ask me in 10 years and then, I don’t know.
Geoff 33:23
Famous 100 year olds. Anyone alive. Dick Van Dyke.
Georgie 33:29
Dick Van Dyke.
Geoff 33:30
No way, is he still alive?
Georgie 33:32
He is an American actor, which means he’s still alive.
Geoff 33:35
Still alive. List of centenerian actors, filmmakers, entertainers. Wow. So let’s find people who are still alive. 2022. George, whoever that is. That’s also dead. Oh June Spencer, Frances Wessells—
Georgie 33:58
So these people live to at least 100.
Geoff 34:00
Oh. No, that’s not that’s not who I think. British... anyways, yeah, I feel like I don’t know. Yeah, probably probably change my tune at some stage but living to 100 doesn’t seem appealing to me at this stage.
Georgie 34:17
Well it’s not like a goal is it, right. It’s just like you sort of think about it and you go, oh, we’ll see right. So I wouldn’t say it’s like a goal, like you don’t know.
Geoff 34:26
I mean, if they legalize euthanasia.
Georgie 34:28
Ah!
Geoff 34:31
It’s also expensive to die.
Georgie 34:34
Are you talking about like funeral wise and stuff like that?
Geoff 34:36
Yeah. Funeral wise. Also a plot of land for like your burial if you’re getting buried.
Georgie 34:42
You know, I don’t know. Yeah, like there’s something in me. I haven’t like super thought about this. But I think I’d rather be like cremated and someone scatter my ashes in some nice place.
Geoff 34:53
See, I don’t really care. I’m kind of dead.
Georgie 34:56
You’re kinda dead?
Geoff 34:57
I don’t have that notion about like, what I want post dead, because I’m already dead?
Georgie 35:03
Yeah, but like, surely you’ve at least like thought about it briefly. No, you don’t care? You’re just gonna leave it up to next of kin to be like, “oh, I think we should bury Geoff, I think we should burn him...”
Geoff 35:16
Doing like—
Georgie 35:17
So you literally don’t care if someone decides to like, take—
Geoff 35:22
I don’t know.
Georgie 35:23
What if they—
Geoff 35:23
...burial me. I don’t care.
Georgie 35:25
Like what if they burn you, like they cremate you but they put you into like, like a piece of jewellery and wear you, are you creeped out by that fact?
Geoff 35:33
I mean. If I was sentient—
Georgie 35:34
You don’t care? You’re dead.
Geoff 35:35
...then yes, I’m dead. You can do whatever you like.
Georgie 35:38
So, so you really don’t care.
Geoff 35:40
That’s... yeah. That’s a really weird odd the specific thing to do with someone’s ashes.
Georgie 35:43
That’s why I asked, because some people like some people do that with like their, I think like the animals or pets have passed away.
Geoff 35:51
Interesting.
Georgie 35:52
They kind of want to—yeah, they really want to, what’s what’s, that materialise them or whatever?
Geoff 35:56
Yeah, keep them close. I mean, that’s fine. That’s what you need to do. Then you you do you.
Georgie 36:02
But you just don’t care because you’re just like, I’m dead.
Geoff 36:04
I’m dead. Yeah. Wait, did you have a story about something? I think you had a story that we completely forgot about telling. You asked me a question.
Georgie 36:16
Oh, 100, yeah was it about 100? Wait—
Geoff 36:18
You asked me like—
Georgie 36:19
I did.
Geoff 36:19
What would you do about something? Anyways.
Georgie 36:25
Oh, no, I’m sad. I’ve forgotten what it is.
Geoff 36:28
Maybe you can read back...
Georgie 36:29
Was it about cereal? Holy shit.
Geoff 36:31
You might be able to read back to the transcript and then like, write down the story. And you can tell it next time.
Georgie 36:38
Yeah. Wait, what was it? Holy shit. I’m annoyed now. We do this all the time.
Geoff 36:43
We do this all the time. All right. I guess it wouldn’t bea 100 episode if we didn’t talk about our stats.
Georgie 36:53
This has been about two years of this as well.
Geoff 36:56
Yeah. Two years. 2000 all time downloads. That’s nice.
Georgie 37:01
That‘s okay.
Geoff 37:03
All right. We haven’t reached reached 100 downloads on any of our episodes.
Georgie 37:10
(laughs) Sad, fucking sad.
Geoff 37:12
Is it... top listening methods. 425 of our downloads have come from Apple podcasts. So—
Georgie 37:20
And it definitely wasn’t me. Like I look at, I like to look at what it looks like in the UI, but I don’t listen to it.
Geoff 37:27
Yeah, Echo podcast, Overcast—
Georgie 37:29
What’s Echo podcast?
Geoff 37:30
Chrome, Spotify. Spotify is actually number two. kind of read that out in a weird order. Interesting. Oh, it’s Amazon’s thing. Of course. Echo. Amazon Echo. And what else have we got that’s related to 100, I don’t know. What do you want to be doing in 100 years.
Georgie 37:54
(laughs) Hopefully dead.
Geoff 37:58
Yeah, hopefully. DED. Um. But I guess that’s it. I don’t really want to do a hundred minute episode.
Georgie 38:10
You know, I realised that there was one episode I keep, I do keep remembering that I never told the story. It was something to do with holding my pee.
Geoff 38:19
Yeah?
Georgie 38:20
Yeah. I remember that.
Geoff 38:21
It’s time to tell the story.
Georgie 38:22
No, I don’t think so. I think it’s, I don’t even know if I want it on the internet. A little bit.
Geoff 38:30
About holding pee. Have you peed in a public, have you peed in a public place?
Georgie 38:36
Wait, isn’t a public toilet a public place? (laughs)
Geoff 38:38
No, no, I don’t think that’s considered public.
Georgie 38:41
Are you talking about—
Geoff 38:42
Like in nature or like on the side of a road or something?
Georgie 38:45
Yeah, I’ll probably have like when I got—yeah, I have. I have like when when I got real desperate, there was no like, toilet nearby and I was busting I’d just be like, hey, just pull over, gutter. I’ve—yep, I’ve done that. For sure. For sure. Why, have you?
Geoff 38:59
No, I don’t think, I’ve never peed—
Georgie 39:01
How have you never done that? You’ve just never been in a situation where you needed to pee, like on some road trip. And there’s nothing nearby, and—
Geoff 39:07
Yeah, I guess I just hold it. Even on a plane, I think, sometimes, I’m like, yeah, it’s just a five hour flight. I’ll just hold it.
Georgie 39:16
Just.
Geoff 39:17
Yeah. Yeah, and then risk getting I don’t know. Kidney poisoning. I don’t know what happens when you can’t pee.
Georgie 39:25
I think it’s bad for your kidneys.
Geoff 39:26
Yeah. Probably 100%. Like, could you not pee for 100 minutes?
Georgie 39:32
Oh, yeah. Like, I know, I know. I—
Geoff 39:34
Hundred days.
Georgie 39:34
...like I know. I can pee—100 days?!
Geoff 39:37
Three months, no pee.
Georgie 39:38
Jesus.
Geoff 39:39
You’d probably die? Maybe? Probably not.
Georgie 39:41
Well, some people do like 100 day fast and they don’t even like—
Geoff 39:46
Oh yeah.
Georgie 39:47
They don’t eat. Just like a long—
Geoff 39:49
So you wouldn’t fast for 100 days?
Georgie 39:51
Food’s good, man. Why would I? Why would—
Geoff 39:54
Can you fast for a hundred days?
Georgie 39:57
I think you can but I think—you might need practice so to speak, or you might need to do like a weekend at a time or something. Do they do this in some religion?
Geoff 40:07
Yeah, I think was it? Is it the Muslims? I think Muslim religion has a fasting. I don’t know how long it is.
Georgie 40:18
I thought it was like, is it sun? Like when the sun’s out? They can eat at sundown or...?
Geoff 40:27
Oh... Christianity also has fasting too, like I think that’s the 40 days. 40 night thing.
Georgie 40:34
Oh it says Ramadan, Ramadan, between dawn and nightfall.
Geoff 40:38
Oh. Okay, they get to eat. That’s nice.
Georgie 40:40
So they, yeah, they just don’t eat when the sun is up.
Geoff 40:44
Confucianism, Hinduism, Judaism and Taoism. I guess to end this podcast on a positive note. If—
Georgie 40:56
Fasting’s not positive? (laughs)
Geoff 41:00
(laughs) I don’t know. I guess what’s, what’s the last thing I asked? Something about doing the one thing for 100 days? If you could learn something—
Georgie 41:15
Learn a skill?
Geoff 41:16
Learn a skill, what would what would be the skill you choose to learn?
Georgie 41:21
Shit.
Geoff 41:22
Yeah.
Georgie 41:23
But then hang on a minute.
Geoff 41:24
Less goal kind of stuff.
Georgie 41:25
Wouldn’t I just do it? Why are you asking me? You know what I mean? Like if I wanted to learn something for 100 days, I could just do it.
Geoff 41:34
You could just do it.
Georgie 41:35
Already.
Geoff 41:36
Without a, but you have to become an expert in a hundred days, despite us talking about some, that you can take two years.
Georgie 41:45
Are you posting this? Are you posing this as like a wish? Like, I wish that—
Geoff 41:49
Oh, if I, if I could learn something in a hundred days, what would it be? I guess why would you wish that, you would wish can, I will learn something in one day.
Georgie 41:57
Yeah.
Geoff 42:01
Anyways. That’s that’s all, that’s all folks. If anybody’s actually been listening for 100 episodes, congrats to you.
Georgie 42:12
Why are we congratulating them, we should be congratulating ourselves for recording like, however many minutes of this BS.
Geoff 42:21
100 times 40.
Georgie 42:23
So we should congratulate them for listening to the, our banter for like, 100 times 40.
Geoff 42:29
Bullshit banter, 100 episodes of absolute dogshit. So in true fashion, I can never remember how to end this episode, so you can follow us on @toastroastpod on x.com.
Georgie 42:49
Is it actually x dot com?
Geoff 42:51
Yeah, it forwards to Twitter.
Georgie 42:52
Oh fuck, no way. That’s, that’s fake.
Geoff 42:56
It’s fake?
Georgie 42:57
Oh my goodness, how much did he spend on that domain? Anyway, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you find podcasts. I mean, we saw like, Overcast and—wait is it called Overcast? We saw Overcast and what was the other one?
Geoff 43:12
Echo.
Georgie 43:13
Echo.
Geoff 43:16
Apple. Oops.
Georgie 43:17
And other cool places.
Geoff 43:20
Chrome? Chrome?
Georgie 43:20
Apple Music?
Geoff 43:21
How do you—oh do you just listen on your, that’s, what, how does Chrome do it? That’s—oh, Simplecast.
Georgie 43:26
It even says Firefox.
Geoff 43:29
Okay. You guys do you.
Georgie 43:32
Yeah.
Geoff 43:32
Y’all do you.
Georgie 43:33
Y’all. And yeah, new episodes?
Geoff 43:40
Yeah?
Georgie 43:42
(laughs) What? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
Geoff 43:47
Oh, cuz I usually say it, but you can—
Georgie 43:48
Well, too bad.
Geoff 43:50
We’re changing it up from Episode 100.
Georgie 43:54
No, we’re not.
Geoff 43:55
No we’re not.
Georgie 43:56
No. Maybe not. We never know, we record these out of order as well. That’s another secret. We just—
Geoff 44:03
Oh did I reference an episode that hasn’t, that hasn’t aired yet?
Georgie 44:08
(laughs) No one knows, you know, you don’t know when this was recorded. We might have recorded these all in like 2021.
Geoff 44:14
We recorded it a hundred days ago. You wouldn’t know. Yeah, new episodes every Monday.
Georgie 44:22
See you next week.
Geoff 44:22
Bye.