Toast & Roast

117: Mandatory shutdown

Episode Summary

GTA VI hype, sandbox games, and spending too much time making a character on the Sims. What an odd way to end the year.

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GTA VI hype, sandbox games, and spending too much time making a character on the Sims. What an odd way to end the year.

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Episode Transcription

Geoff  0:09  

And welcome back to the final episode of 2023. I momentarily forgot what year it was.

 

Georgie  0:22  

Hello.

 

Geoff  0:23  

So I'm here with Georgie as always. And I'm Geoff.

 

Georgie  0:28  

You’re Geoff.

 

Geoff  0:28  

And we we co host the Toast & Roast.

 

Georgie  0:31  

Hey it rhymes, host.

 

Geoff  0:34  

Georgie, yeah—

 

Georgie  0:35  

No, host, toast and roast.

 

Geoff  0:37  

And toast, host, roast, toast.

 

Georgie  0:42  

What do you think of the name of the podcast?

 

Geoff  0:46  

It's been like a bit of a time to even consider changing it now.

 

Georgie  0:52  

I just thought of, you know that—

 

Geoff  0:53  

I hate it Georgie. It's been five, I don't know how many years we've done this—

 

Georgie  0:57  

It’s two I think.

 

Geoff  0:59  

Has it been two?

 

Georgie  1:00  

You hate it. Okay. What would you, if you if someone asked you to rename it? Like what would you call it?

 

Geoff  1:05  

Gun to your head. What would you call it? Honestly, don't know what else we would call it.

 

Georgie  1:11  

GG.

 

Geoff  1:12  

Yeah, I guess GG? Like GC GC.

 

Georgie  1:17  

GC, squared.

 

Geoff  1:18  

GC squared. Like R2 D2 is Red Dead Redemption. I don't know why.

 

Georgie  1:25  

Wait. No, it's not.

 

Geoff  1:28  

It’s red... That's I mean, that's the robot from Star Wars. But Red. Dead. Redemption....

 

Georgie  1:34  

That’s RDR.

 

Geoff  1:35  

Ah. Oh, RDR. I think someone mis, mis like, typed it in the chat. Yes. There’s RDR2. Okay. Yeah, that's fair. But GTA six was just announced ish.

 

Georgie  1:35  

Yes.

 

Geoff  1:37  

I don’t know—

 

Georgie  1:53  

I saw the trailer. And I just thought it was so funny. When they said coming 2025.

 

Geoff  2:01  

2025.

 

Georgie  2:02  

Like, it's not even next year. super hyped, you know?

 

Geoff  2:06  

Did. Did you hear about all the controversy around it?

 

Georgie  2:10  

Yeah, a little bit. I don't know, like full details. But I know that people were picking at keaks, apparently. And they were saying it leaked. And I think Nick said something along the lines of it didn't leak, the company did it on purpose.

 

Geoff  2:26  

Yeah, that's the, that's the running theory. Oh, yeah. They did type RDR2, I just read it as—

 

Georgie  2:35  

R2D2.

 

Geoff  2:36  

R2D2, because there's two Rs. So I guess like R squared. D, and I don't know. You know? Is Red. And then redemption.

 

Georgie  2:43  

It rhy—there’s a lot of alliteration, I suppose?

 

Geoff  2:47  

Yeah. So yeah, they someone, yeah, quote unquote, leaked it on X, I think.

 

Georgie  2:57  

Didn’t they work for the company, like Rockstar Games?

 

Geoff  3:00  

Who knows? I didn't look too deep into it.

 

Georgie  3:02  

OK.

 

Geoff  3:03  

But essentially, the, the, from what I understand is sort of like they, it leaked, and then they took it down, and then they put it back up, because we're like, yeah, what the hell. And then like, of course, the the theory is that it was all purposefully done. But it got like, what was it, the highest gro—like highest views viewed video in 24 hours or something like that.

 

Georgie  3:29  

I think there are already 14, 14 million views on it. When I saw it, and that was about—

 

Geoff  3:35  

Views in 24 hours...

 

Georgie  3:37  

I think, did I see, how long ago was it?

 

Geoff  3:40  

GTA six trailer breaks Guinness record for most views in 24 hours.

 

Georgie  3:46  

Why is it Guinness. Like who gives a shit? You know what I mean?

 

Geoff  3:50  

Guinness records. Oh my god. So on—

 

Georgie  3:52  

I think they're really like, they must be rigged. Like they’re so dumb.

 

Geoff  3:56  

It's like the 30, 30 under 30. Totally rigged. Did you...?

 

Georgie  4:01  

Oh, yeah. I read your article, yes. No. You sent it to me.

 

Geoff  4:04  

Oh yeah there’s an article. I sent you the article.

 

Georgie  4:06  

Because I got pissed off at it because someone, someone I follow called Alan Chikin Chow. He's like a comedian.

 

Geoff  4:14  

Haha. Okay.

 

Georgie  4:15  

He's an Asian comedian. He started his YouTube channel or his social media on, in about 2020. So not too long ago. And he's gotten he's gained a lot of popularity. And then he appeared on that list. And I just, it ticked me off because we have ranted about the, the Forbes 30 under 30 list and how it’s all aspirational, putting the age on it kind of thing. And I just I actually well, I'm not saying I looked up to this guy, but I'm saying that's really impressive that he gained a large following, you know, creating videos to make people laugh. And he did that, obviously through like hard work or kind of organically. Like, yeah, and then I'm like, oh, so now now you're on that list. You fucking paid you dumb—

 

Geoff  5:02  

You sold out?

 

Georgie  5:04  

Yeah, I don't know. It just, it made me think a little less of him. I'll say that.

 

Geoff  5:10  

Yeah, I mean, you could you could also, I don't want to be outlandish, but you could question the Nobel Prize, right?

 

Georgie  5:19  

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Go on.

 

Geoff  5:22  

I've never really heard about any controversies around the Nobel Prize, but you can question any prize, Nobel Prize. How do you how do you get one?

 

Georgie  5:28  

You gotta be a smart cunt.

 

Geoff  5:29  

How... how to get a Nobel Prize. Um... frequently asked questions Nobel Prize dor org, Britannica. Right, nominations, prizes and laureates, nominations, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for the Nobel Prize in physics and chemistry, wait—Alfred Nobel specifically designated the institutions responsible for the prizes he wished to be established. What.

 

Georgie  5:32  

Does that mean you have to be—oh no, OK, so what’s that? How do you become nominated?

 

Geoff  6:04  

Oh. Right, okay, so like, yeah, who who selects them?

 

Georgie  6:07  

Okay.

 

Geoff  6:08  

So the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences Karolinska Institutet, now the the Nobel assembly, jesus, dude, like—

 

Georgie  6:18  

It must be specified.

 

Geoff  6:21  

“Swedish Academy for the Nobel Prize in literature and the Committee of five persons to be elected by the Norwegian Parliament sorting for the Nobel Peace Prize”. All righty then. Yeah, how do you become nominated?

 

Georgie  6:35  

“You must first be nominated for a prize by an eligible nominator. Self nomination is not allowed”. So you can't even like apply, so you know if you wanted a job, you would apply for the job, you must do that. I mean, you can get someone to refer you but in this case—

 

Geoff  6:51  

Yes.

 

Georgie  6:51  

Someone, like a specific person with some rights or—

 

Geoff  6:56  

Rights. You must schmooze one person. “Except for the Nobel Peace Prize which is nominations by invitation only”, see that's what I assumed, that all nominations would be invitation only. But I suppose being nominated by some nominator is the same thing. But

 

Georgie  7:17  

But how do you become a nominator? Okay, that's the next question. How can you become a nominator?

 

Geoff  7:21  

How do you become a nominator? I, Geoff Chong, will become a nominator of the—

 

Georgie  7:25  

Only people who fulfil the criteria set out by the prize awarding institutions are allowed to nominate candidates. To find out—okay.

 

Geoff  7:32  

I shall nominate the Nobel burger prize.

 

Georgie  7:38  

Let's click one on them.

 

Geoff  7:40  

All right, physics, chemistry, medicine, literature, peace, economics, science...

 

Georgie  7:45  

Just pick one.

 

Geoff  7:46  

I’ve been watching... My partner's been watching Big Bang theory again. So they talked about the Nobel Peace, Nobel like, prize a lot as well. Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences is [inaudible] to response for the selection of the Nobel Prize.

 

Georgie  8:04  

It's above the yeah, the qualified nominators.

 

Geoff  8:07  

Swedish and... Swedish and foreign members of the Royal Swedish Academy, members of the Nobel Committee for physics. What did these people do in their regular lives?

 

Georgie  8:17  

That is their regular lives.

 

Geoff  8:18  

Besides being nominators? They just sit there, like, oh, who's the who's the, who’s the person who like can certify your documents?

 

Georgie  8:27  

Oh, my god, the justice of the peace?

 

Geoff  8:29  

Justice of the peace?

 

Georgie  8:30  

Yeah. I had to see one like recently to change my name with my superannuation because I hadn't done it since I got married bloody years ago. He was a nice chap, though. He was like I said, oh, you know, I came here last week to certify my driver's licence. Now can you—this was a different person to the one who certified my driver's licence, but I said can you just do this for my marriage certificate? And he’s like, oh, it's not superannuation, is it? And I’m like yeah, it  is. And he’s like, oh, they are, yeah, I was like, yeah, they're very strict. And he's like, good luck. By the way, Superannuation is retirement fund, I think, if you're outside Australia.

 

Geoff  9:10  

Yeah, it's your 401k. Oh. Why is it called the 401k?

 

Georgie  9:16  

Oh, no, we’re going down the hole.

 

Geoff  9:18  

We're doing, we're basically doing Wikipedia by... Why are you called 401k?

 

Georgie  9:25  

Why.

 

Geoff  9:26  

Is...

 

Georgie  9:27  

Subsection 401k in the US.

 

Geoff  9:29  

Oh, okay. It's called 401k because it’s a subsection of the frigging US Internal Revenue Code. Any case, back to GTA, the Guinness World Record holder, it's 121 million views.

 

Georgie  9:46  

Oh shit, that’s the lot.

 

Geoff  9:48  

Publish time. If you're one of the few who missed out might as well give it a couple more.

 

Georgie  9:53  

So that means it like when I watched it, it's basically quadrupled because I think I saw like 48 million.

 

Geoff  10:02  

Eight point nine million likes in the first day, a ratio that suggests a large percentage of views were organic rather than ad based. The video sits at 121 views of published time.

 

Georgie  10:13  

121 million.

 

Geoff  10:14  

121 million. That's impressive. I mean, all I care about is, did it beat Gangnam Style?

 

Georgie  10:22  

It looks like it beat—

 

Geoff  10:24  

Yeah, Butter and Dynamite.

 

Georgie  10:25  

BTS.

 

Geoff  10:27  

BTS.

 

Georgie  10:31  

Guinness has not proven to be consistently reliable, soz. Take that, suckers.

 

Geoff  10:36  

A look back at recent major game reveals helps backup the record breaking assertion at least relative to other game trailers. You know what's really stupid, is like, IGN?

 

Georgie  10:49  

Yeah?

 

Geoff  10:49  

Being like a big YouTube channel that publishes—

 

Georgie  10:53  

Game stuff?

 

Geoff  10:54  

That reviews games. Yeah, for those who don't know IGN is “in game name” as a—

 

Georgie  11:03  

Oh, is that what it mean, the acronym.

 

Geoff  11:05  

IGN, the acronym is. IGN, in game name. But what really annoys me is that it's the first time—like anytime a trailer comes out, IGN is the one is one that's published it, and not the original one. And that really like weirds me out. So I had to go searching because, searching for Rockstar in for instance.

 

Georgie  11:29  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  11:29  

And then what? You can watch the original trailer there.

 

Georgie  11:34  

Oh.

 

Geoff  11:35  

So I did a bit of a Google I was like, why is IGN allowed to just rip people's trailers?

 

Georgie  11:42  

Whereas other like channels are not allowed to do that kind of thing?

 

Geoff  11:46  

Yeah. And then someone said, actually, they probably get paid. They’re just an advertising channel at that stage. You pay to get your trailer in front of more people.

 

Georgie  11:57  

Is it like VEVO, like the VEVO for like music videos, like usually you’re just like, oh, yeah, they've got the official one for whatever. Taylor Swift.

 

Geoff  12:06  

Yeah, what is VEVO again? I know of it, but I don't... We're not getting VIVO—world’s leading Music Video Network. Oh.

 

Georgie  12:17  

Yeah. Yeah, it's an advertiser. Yeah.

 

Geoff  12:22  

Yeah. I suppose like, why would you start a whole vid, how, why would you start a whole YouTube channel for Ariana Grande, which she probably does, or—

 

Georgie  12:31  

When you can just pay VEVO to?

 

Geoff  12:34  

Yeah, 120. 50 million. However many people subscribe to VEVO.

 

Georgie  12:41  

Because I think they're just music videos. She might want to post other shit. Probably.

 

Geoff  12:45  

Yeah. 20 million 20 million subscribers. And then if I went to find like Ariana Grande, if she has an actual—they'd probably pay VEVO. 53 million. So yeah, you could say VEVO’s an extra like 50% more. But I do remember, actually like some artists starting out with their VEVO channels.

 

Georgie  13:12  

Oh, yeah. Ariana Grande VEVO.

 

Geoff  13:17  

Which is.

 

Georgie  13:19  

It's just marketing, I think.

 

Geoff  13:21  

Yeah, it doesn't tell you how many subscribers they have. What?

 

Georgie  13:26  

Oh, that's a bit weird.

 

Geoff  13:28  

That is weird. But it is very interesting. 20, 20 million, 20 billion views.

 

Georgie  13:37  

Wait, you can't subscribe?

 

Geoff  13:39  

Oh, you actually can't subscribe to it. It's just an aggregate. This is very strange. Yeah, maybe it's all SEO. It's all just search engine optimisation. In any case, a couple of people were like, “GTA six doesn't seem appealing anymore”. For those who don't know GTA Grand Theft Auto is about stealing cars.

 

Georgie  14:06  

So when, when was GTA 5, that was like a long time ago?

 

Geoff  14:09  

Oh yeah. I think it was like 10 years ago.

 

Georgie  14:13  

I think longer. Maybe.

 

Geoff  14:16  

GTA 5...

 

Georgie  14:17  

My guess is that the people who played the game and were really big fans of it 10 plus years ago.

 

Geoff  14:27  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  14:28  

Are older now. And whatever they've done with—this is what I gather from the trailer, whatever they've done with GTA 6. It looks very current, like there are some clips. By the way. I'm not going to consider them spoilers because it's the trailer. There are clips of like social media sort of interfaces, like a TikTok type kind of video. Like someone's watching a Reel or something on Instagram. And I think because it's quite current, it might just feel different, like you If you are someone who is maybe 45 years old and you liked this 10 years ago, this might just not really be your vibe. Maybe. I don't know. They got to make money from the game. Duh.

 

Geoff  15:13  

But yeah, but it's like some some celebrities of course weighed in. Apparently Elon Musk can't imagine playing a game because he'll he's like, the whole idea is to shoot cops. And he doesn't like that idea of shooting cops. So he won’t, he doesn't like, he won't play the game.

 

Georgie  15:34  

It's just a game though.

 

Geoff  15:36  

Yeah, is is a game after all. But yeah, it's all about infamy. And it's about like, actually, like being really good at doing illegal stuff. So take what you will.

 

Georgie  15:48  

What, what do you think? Have you ever played it? Like, what's your personal sort of like experience with the game?

 

Geoff  15:55  

Yeah, I think I played GTA 3. I honestly can't remember the last GTA I played.

 

Georgie  16:04  

The one I played was Vice City.

 

Geoff  16:08  

That's, yeah. San Andreas is the one that I played.

 

Georgie  16:11  

Ah.

 

Geoff  16:12  

I don't know what lineup that is from.

 

Georgie  16:17  

Is that 5?

 

Geoff  16:17  

Grand Theft Auto sent. Now I need to like—

 

Georgie  16:21  

I forget the order. Like, but yeah, I played—

 

Geoff  16:25  

It’s order is just as important as Fast and Furious.

 

Georgie  16:28  

Oh, no. I thought GTA V is San Andreas. Or is it?

 

Geoff  16:34  

GTA?

 

Georgie  16:35  

Oh, hang on.

 

Geoff  16:37  

Four. No there’s—

 

Georgie  16:38  

Oh whoops.

 

Geoff  16:39  

There's auto, auto II, theft auto III, then there's Vice City. And then there's San Andreas and then IV and then V and then VI.

 

Georgie  16:48  

Okay, so the ones that are named after things, are separate from the actual chronology?

 

Geoff  16:53  

Yeah, seems that way. The universe is 3D. And then there's HD? What kind of universe names are these? 2D, 3D, HD?

 

Georgie  17:04  

I don't know. I think it was either San Andreas or number five, or both, that I watched Nick play some of it on the PlayStation. But like by then I just, like I didn't really play the game anymore. It was not interesting. But I don't mind like watching.

 

Geoff  17:25  

Yes. Yeah. These type of sandbox games I get bored off pretty easily in terms of the storyline because there is pretty much none but also the the fact that some of these games they just come out with like a bunch of like, hacks or cheat codes.

 

Georgie  17:39  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  17:40  

And you just forget about the story. You just have a bunch of money for free. And you go around and shoot people. And then—

 

Georgie  17:47  

Or you go to one of the skyscrapers at a certain time of the evening and the lights are on in the shape of a phallus.

 

Geoff  17:54  

Ah, that's that's fun.

 

Georgie  17:55  

Yeah, Vice City. I can't remember what time it was. I just remember, there's, there's a there's an Easter egg. Go to the one of the building at the top of the golf course, or something, I don’t know. There’s a skyscraper, see a penis. All good.

 

Geoff  18:08  

So at that stage, I'm just like, well, I don’t see any point in playing this game. Same like, there's like this game called Infamous. And you just cheat code your way to getting all of the the random superpowers. And then you go around and you terrorise people and you climb buildings like Superman, like Spider Man, and then you like, I don't know. Either way these kinds of sandbox games get get me nowhere. To be fair. I don't play a lot of video games. And I don't complete a lot of video games. Despite any story being present.

 

Georgie  18:42  

I think it depends on the person because my friend said a similar thing about the sandbox games and yet I think there are people who probably really like this kind of game as opposed to ones that are sort of a bit more free.

 

Geoff  18:56  

Yeah, that's, so a different game genre that that got released, that, or trailer got released, was called oh crap... is ino... inozumi or something? Crap. It's a very weird name because it's um it's a Korean game. Anyways, it's it's based is basically Sims. But way better, like they hyper super graphics—

 

Georgie  19:31  

What kind of game is The Sims?

 

Geoff  19:34  

Sims is super sandbox.

 

Georgie  19:36  

I hate The Sims.

 

Geoff  19:36  

Korean Sims... You really... you, for here we go. Inzoi.

 

Georgie  19:45  

Inzoi.

 

Geoff  19:48  

Inzoi. Have you not played The Sims?

 

Georgie  19:51  

No, I don't like it. Have we? I think we may have talked about this, but I just could never quite I couldn't never quite get into it. Like I'd spend all this time. Like a fucking idiot. Making my Sim look like me. Because like who doesn't? Unless you're a very creative person and you want to make some different characters, and then I'd be like, oh, great. I've got to build a fucking house now? Done. I just, I don't know.

 

Geoff  20:19  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  20:19  

It's boring to me. I don't know. And then you have to want like, put beds in there and then watch them fuck and like... (laughs)

 

Geoff  20:27  

So that‘s what you think you should do in the Sims.

 

Georgie  20:29  

No, I know, there's like objectives and like, you got to take care of them. But I'm just like, I don't know. It just It doesn't interest me. It's not my kind of game. I may have I may have shared before on the pod that I think I sort of like things that... I think I like adventure games, but then I'm that dickhead who also like tries to open every corner of the map and explore and shit and then I get tired. So I think my game of choice of these days as a person in their 30s is those puzzle games, just puzzles, levels of puzzles, they get harder and harder. And I can use my brain a little bit, but there's no like, massive pressure. (laughs)

 

Geoff  21:00  

Yeah. So when I played The Sims—

 

Georgie  21:03  

Minesweeper. Just kidding. I kid, I kid.

 

Geoff  21:09  

What, what—Wordle?

 

Georgie  21:10  

Yeah, no, exactly. That's the kind of shit that like I waste my time on.

 

Geoff  21:15  

Yeah. So when I first started playing Sims, it was all about building the house. And then afterwards, I was like, okay, screw the game. But it's funny, because I was talking to my co workers and showing my co workers this because we were talking about it. And then the immediate comments was just like, sweet. So after work, I can go on to this game and work? Like—

 

Georgie  21:38  

Oh my god.

 

Geoff  21:40  

So just, what's the difference? Like why would you?

 

Georgie  21:43  

So it's an office setting?

 

Geoff  21:46  

No, there's no, it's not an office setting is just like, you can go to the office, you can go to the grocery store is like so wait, I just get off work. And then I go do chores, and then go to my second job? And just like cook shit?

 

Georgie  21:58  

Wait is this similar to The Sims?

 

Geoff  22:01  

It's basically what you do in The Sims. It's just higher fidelity Sims essentially.

 

Georgie  22:06  

That is fucking hilarious.

 

Geoff  22:08  

The crazy thing is actually some of its fashion stuff, is that you can you can pick outfits, but at the same time, you can also pick prints and you can like rearrange the prints on your on your clothing choice. So you can you can actually make like—

 

Georgie  22:27  

Oh, wow, well, I'll spend like two hours doing this and they'll get bored of the rest of the game. No, I know what you mean.

 

Geoff  22:34  

Yeah, exactly. Right. So it's sort of like one of those things where again, it like you make the family. And then like, you just watch them play out and you just have to take care of their their everyday needs.

 

Georgie  22:48  

Yeah, it doesn't, like it does not interest me. I think I've always disliked the Sims and had no interest in continuing after making a person.

 

Geoff  22:58  

Yeah, yeah. To switch topic completely.

 

Georgie  23:03  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  23:05  

If you've noticed, I'm not actually Googling.

 

Georgie  23:08  

Wait. you talked about this last time?

 

Geoff  23:10  

Have I?

 

Georgie  23:11  

You totally—

 

Geoff  23:11  

I started paying for search?

 

Georgie  23:13  

You started, yeah. And you actually paid for it like, on the pod. Because I screenshot your credit card number.

 

Geoff  23:19  

Oh yeah, right. Right.

 

Georgie  23:21  

No I didn’t, I didn’t.

 

Geoff  23:22  

Okay, it—

 

Georgie  23:23  

How’s it going? Like—

 

Geoff  23:26  

It's going, it's going really good. The thing that’s really interesting is that they changed the payment model apparently before, like a while ago. And a lot of people weren't very happy with the, with the way they changed the payment model.

 

Georgie  23:39  

OK.

 

Geoff  23:39  

Honestly, I have no idea what what the difference is. But they were just it was interesting. It was more interesting to me about how people apparently avoided searching for things. Because they saw it as a cost per search.

 

Georgie  23:55  

Yeah. When you—

 

Geoff  23:56  

So it’s sort of like—

 

Georgie  23:58  

You get like how many free before you pay? Like—

 

Geoff  24:02  

Yeah, you get like 300 free.

 

Georgie  24:03  

Like, that's like a cost. Yeah. So if I started using Kagi, then like, I'd be like, oh, wait, hang on. Just before I make a search, I have to be careful that I'm not just looking up shit, willy-nilly, you know.

 

Geoff  24:14  

But it's like a full on subscription. So it's like you get the, you get the—oh true actually—the pricing model is that to a degree that you are, let's see...

 

Georgie  24:27  

I think for some people, it may be a hard sell because some people especially like non techie, non, many people who aren't super well versed in this, would just accept that searching the internet is is free and it's like why would I pay? Like what are you getting?

 

Geoff  24:42  

To be fair, if you do $5 per month for 300 searches per month, I get that. That in itself is cost per search, right? I have only got 300 and I'm paying $5, I don't want to use all my 300.

 

Georgie  24:56  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  24:56  

On inane searches about cats wearing hats or something.

 

Georgie  25:02  

Do you think it might discourage people from looking up, like, “what is this lump on my arm?” (laughs)

 

Geoff  25:07  

Yeah, it’s like, is this worth my search? But then this $10 per month gets unlimited searches. And that's when you probably stop caring about sort of cost for a search, you probably want to search as much as possible to make the most out of your money. $10.

 

Georgie  25:24  

Yeah. Which reminds me of like, we talked about Ecosia, briefly, like they plant trees for every search that you do. And I always, I'm almost like, annoyed because I use it on my work computer. Almost annoyed that I'm not planning enough trees. I'm curious like how yeah, I mean, I think maybe we should all have a way of finding out how often, how frequently do we search? And how many things do we search a month?

 

Geoff  25:51  

Well, the funny thing about that is, I don't think Kagi tracks any of that on purpose, because they don't track you doing anything. They don't have search history, so they won't, they don't, yeah. So it's actually kind of interesting, not having search history.

 

Georgie  26:07  

Yeah so, I don't really care about it, I don't think. I just look at the history of my browser, which would be fine anyways, right?

 

Geoff  26:14  

That's also true. Yeah, I use Arc browser on Macs.

 

Georgie  26:20  

I haven't heard of that one.

 

Geoff  26:21  

So it's, again, like super, super anti Google level of working. So it's based on Chromium. Anyways, but they they've disabled all of the Google stuff from Chromium. Like you have to log in with a Google account. If you use Google Chrome, you have, you like silently opt into their analytics, etc, etc, etc. But they've built a browser based on Chromium that disables all that tracking things. So they also they, they do the history thing, but actually between different different computers, they don't transfer things like your bookmarks, some of your bookmarks and stuff like that, because it's like localised to your computer. In any case.

 

Georgie  27:15  

Is it free?

 

Geoff  27:15  

So I'm essentially, yes, this it’s free. So at work I'm essentially Google, Google-free at work.

 

Georgie  27:23  

What about, do you use email? Do your company?

 

Geoff  27:26  

Oh, yeah, my company uses like Google stuff. But if I'm on a Mac, use Kagi. And Ark and—

 

Georgie  27:34  

I am, I have been Google-free for ages.

 

Geoff  27:39  

You don’t even have a freaking Gmail account? That’s right.

 

Georgie  27:41  

I fucking hate Google.

 

Geoff  27:42  

Yeah. You might like this. You can like really customise the shit out of it.

 

Georgie  27:47  

Ah, yeah, but remember the time I got an Android in like 2010, I was like, “fuck this shit, it’s too customisable!” Waste my time. Picking colours and shit.

 

Geoff  27:59  

The other thing is that it's actually you know, you remember the days of Neopets and MySpace?

 

Georgie  28:05  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  28:05  

Like Live Journal and things, where you're essentially you get to customise using CSS styling, anything. Arc comes with it built in. You can pick like, you can pick your website, and then you can write custom CSS specifically for that website and have it apply every single day.

 

Georgie  28:23  

Wait can’t you do like, isn’t it something like user agent stylesheet? So you can just like go oh, yeah, like when every time I visit the Guardian, and let's make it Comic Sans.

 

Geoff  28:30  

Yeah, but it's way easier, you get to—

 

Georgie  28:32  

Ah it’s, is it visual UI?

 

Geoff  28:34  

It's kind of, you like pick certain blocks, and you can ask it to delete those. And then you can not use custom CSS. So you can go through change this colour scheme thing as you can see here, on any website you want, you can change their colour scheme. Delete whatever you want off their website. Like if you wanted to read Twitter without the sidebar, just like hey, delete the sidebar, no navigation, and then you centre things and go on your way kind of thing. So it's, it's their whole shtick is like making the web personalised again. So they're trying—

 

Georgie  29:09  

Interesting.

 

Geoff  29:10  

...to give you, the user, way more control over how you experience the internet, again, like back to Tumblr, and stuff like that, you know? So it's quite interesting. They don't have a Windows one, which is why I'm using Google Chrome at the moment.

 

Georgie  29:28  

Gross.

 

Geoff  29:29  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  29:30  

Thought you said you weren’t Google.

 

Geoff  29:32  

I don't have an option on Windows.

 

Georgie  29:34  

Oh get fucked, use Firefox.

 

Geoff  29:37  

Oh, yeah, true.

 

Georgie  29:38  

I use, I use Firefox at work.

 

Geoff  29:40  

I use Brave. I use Brave I suppose. Anyways, so I've gotten I've gotten a bit like slowly getting rid of all the Google stuff except the fact that my email’s still Gmail. But... yeah.

 

Georgie  29:56  

Yeah, why are we using, why are we using Gmail for the pod? Haha.

 

Geoff  30:00  

Well, you know.

 

Georgie  30:01  

Whatever.

 

Geoff  30:03  

It's, it's way more complicated not using Gmail as an email service.

 

Georgie  30:08  

Is it? I just host it.

 

Geoff  30:09  

You don't have Gmail. But yeah, you host it, exactly, right. You have to host that shit.

 

Georgie  30:14  

Just proton, proton.me, Protonmail.

 

Geoff  30:17  

Yeah, Protonmail. You can also use Safari, like Apple's iCloud email like proxy and stuff like that. I barely sign up to things with my email anymore just—

 

Georgie  30:31  

Yeah I use that. Yes.

 

Geoff  30:35  

You don't, you no longer have to make custom emails anymore, for every—

 

Georgie  30:38  

I do have a catch all but yeah, yeah. Every now and then I have to block like or delete one if someone starts trying to contact me under, on one of them.

 

Geoff  30:49  

Yeah. So yeah. Any other news?

 

Georgie  30:57  

Um.

 

Geoff  30:58  

So you're gonna go to the beach today? It's like—

 

It's like 55 degrees.

 

Yeah. Gonna give it away for people who live in Sydney what day it is today, but 45 degrees was the max at about three o'clock.

 

Georgie  31:10  

113 Fahrenheit.

 

Geoff  31:11  

Fahrenheit for the Farren heights, heightists.

 

Georgie  31:16  

Yeah, but look, I'm not I'm not a beach person. I actually hate the beach. We're planning to—

 

Geoff  31:22  

I hate the beach too.

 

Georgie  31:22  

Yeah, we're planning to go in the evening when it's cooler when there's no people and not go to one of the most popular beaches because that's a bad idea. I’m actually more—

 

Geoff  31:33  

I wonder what it actually looks like right now. I'm curious, like, is it actually that bad?

 

Georgie  31:38  

I opened Instagram and someone was at the beach and I was like, of course you're at the beach, at noon, and it's like 45 degrees. I couldn't do it. It... I just hate it.

 

Geoff  31:51  

What on earth is this?

 

Georgie  31:53  

The bureau... the Bureau of Meteorology.

 

Geoff  31:59  

Does not support HTTPS.

 

Georgie  32:02  

I disapprove. Disapprove.

 

Geoff  32:05  

How is that possible?

 

Georgie  32:08  

It's cooled right down though because of the wind.

 

Geoff  32:12  

What wind?

 

Georgie  32:13  

You're not getting wind where you are? Shit. It's gonna be windy later apparently.

 

Geoff  32:19  

It's not windy.

 

Georgie  32:20  

So yeah, not a not a beach person. I think pools are different because you can kind of be in the shade and you can still be like, cool, sit in water and stuff. The beach—

 

Geoff  32:32  

20 percent chance of rain today.

 

Georgie  32:34  

This makes no fuckung sense.

 

Geoff  32:35  

It would just evaporate. Just evaporate, right. Yeah.

 

Georgie  32:43  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  32:44  

a lot of people find it. Pretty blasphemous not to be beach people.

 

Georgie  32:48  

In Australia. Slash Sydney.

 

Geoff  32:49  

When you live in Australia.

 

Georgie  32:51  

I don't care. I have never been... I’ve never been a beach person.

 

Geoff  32:56  

Never been a beach person.

 

Georgie  32:58  

Also the fact that swimwear is so fucking expensive. Is—

 

Geoff  33:02  

Oh, what do you mean?

 

Georgie  33:04  

...borderline stupid.

 

Geoff  33:04  

I just saw an ad for...

 

Georgie  33:06  

Sales?

 

Geoff  33:07  

Like $15 bikini.

 

Georgie  33:09  

Okay, yeah. All right. So if you want to get a $15 bikini from H&M—

 

Geoff  33:14  

Not Zara—from H&M, that's the one.

 

Georgie  33:15  

Yeah, you can totally do that. But it's probably like poor quality and stuff. But to get like a good quality like bikini for example. Honestly. Guess, Geoff, how much is each piece, the top and the bottom?

 

Geoff  33:27  

I kind of know this because of friends.

 

Georgie  33:30  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  33:31  

But they can range anywhere from like, I think like $30 to $60 for just one one piece.

 

Georgie  33:37  

OK no, like a really good quality one will be over like $100.

 

Geoff  33:42  

Per piece? Geez.

 

Georgie  33:42  

Per piece. And like I remember you know our friend Monica. She was like, why the fuck would I want to pay like 100 bucks for 14 centimetres for fabric.

 

Geoff  33:51  

Yeah, is that, it's the biggest scam.

 

Georgie  33:54  

Yeah, it's—

 

Geoff  33:54  

The biggest scam.

 

Georgie  33:55  

I mean, I think she made a joke. Like she was like, just wear your underwear.

 

Geoff  34:00  

Oh yeah, no one can tell.

 

Georgie  34:01  

Same but just in like, a different fabric. No, but—

 

Geoff  34:04  

You could also ruin the fabric because I don't think cotton does—

 

Georgie  34:07  

Oh no.

 

Geoff  34:07  

Holds up to like salt, or the chlorine.

 

Georgie  34:10  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  34:10  

So don’t take that as advice.

 

Georgie  34:10  

So what I did recently was I found a warehouse sale where they had swimwear marked down by like a lot and I found a bikini for $10 for both pieces. Ten dollars, fuck yeah bitch. And because I don’t swim a lot—

 

Geoff  34:26  

It’s gonna disintegrate!

 

Georgie  34:26  

It’s gonna last me—haha! No, it was it was good. It was good quality. Like it was even like made in Australia, not, you know, some other large country up north. Over there. So yeah, and because I didn't swim a lot it'll it'll probably last me until I'm like 60 years old.

 

Geoff  34:44  

Ooh, that’s optimistic.

 

Georgie  34:45  

If I stay the same size. Okay, maybe 50. Haha.

 

Geoff  34:49  

Wait it says it feels like 40 but it's actually 21 degrees outside.

 

Georgie  34:54  

Are you sure?

 

Geoff  34:54  

Seems, seems strange.

 

Georgie  34:57  

That doesn't sound right.

 

Geoff  34:59  

Data from Open Mateo? Yes. See, this is... Meteo?

 

Georgie  35:04  

That doesn’t make sense? How is it? That doesn't make sense?

 

Geoff  35:11  

This is, this is why open source is not always good, everybody.

 

Georgie  35:14  

How can it feel like it's 20 degrees?

 

Geoff  35:17  

Well, how can it be 20 degrees but feel, yeah feel, like 40 degrees?

 

Georgie  35:17  

Like where's it getting the info from?

 

Geoff  35:26  

The BOM!

 

Georgie  35:26  

Can you search—

 

Geoff  35:29  

Like, I don't know, either weather forecast API.

 

Georgie  35:33  

I don't know, I just don't know I don't trust it, right.

 

Geoff  35:36  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  35:36  

You can’t even search for...

 

Geoff  35:40  

What is your— oh, we pay for this.

 

Georgie  35:43  

Oh.

 

Geoff  35:43  

No way, we pay for this. Okay.

 

Georgie  35:45  

Wait, wait, go back. Go back. Go back to that incorrect piece of data. What does it actually say? Did we read that right? Like?

 

Geoff  35:52  

Yeah, Sydney weather.

 

Georgie  35:53  

Sydney weather.

 

Geoff  35:54  

21 degrees. Feels like 40.

 

Georgie  35:56  

It’s Celsius, feels like 40... it cannot be 21—

 

Geoff  36:01  

Fahrenheit 69, feels 104.

 

Georgie  36:03  

That can't be right.

 

Geoff  36:05  

And then... the Sydney, view the current Warnings? The BOM is like ridiculous.

 

Georgie  36:12  

It's raining saying it’s windy and partly cloudy. I believe that, it is windy and partly cloudy right now.

 

Geoff  36:18  

Yeah. Oh my god.

 

Georgie  36:20  

You gotta click on Sydney. Click on Sydney on the right hand side.

 

Geoff  36:23  

On the right hand side?

 

Georgie  36:24  

I think so.

 

Geoff  36:25  

This is why, you know, weather it's not an exact science.

 

Georgie  36:28  

Did that work? Oh no, we are on this page.

 

Geoff  36:30  

We are on Sydney.

 

Georgie  36:31  

I want more details.

 

Geoff  36:32  

Today?

 

Georgie  36:32  

Find the detailed, there’s a detailed—

 

Geoff  36:34  

Yeah, find the deet... is there a detailed version? Oh, who cares.

 

Georgie  36:37  

No, go back to the home, no no, I need to know.

 

Geoff  36:40  

We're just living it. This is just living it. 29.6 degrees right now. Max 40. So it‘s actually not—

 

Georgie  36:46  

It's a max of 40, it's not, it's not what it feels—actually wait, the iPhone has a “feels like” on the weather app.

 

Geoff  36:53  

(laughs)

 

Georgie  36:54  

Now I need to know what it tells me, let's let's find out.

 

Geoff  36:56  

I don’t know, why would you trust the iPhone?

 

Georgie  36:57  

OK. It says, well, what does it use? I don't know. So it says now it's actually—OK uh... 33?

 

Geoff  37:04  

My watch says 39.

 

Georgie  37:06  

Oh, but are you doing current location or Sydney?

 

Geoff  37:09  

Yeah, current location I suppose.

 

Georgie  37:10  

OK so Sydney says 33 degrees.

 

Geoff  37:13  

Okay. So if anyone hasn't noticed and whoever, anyone who doesn't live in Australia—

 

Georgie  37:19  

It says it feels like 35.

 

Geoff  37:20  

Specifically Sydney, specifically Sydney, there are two major main topics that exist in this in the sphere of social life here. It is the weather.

 

Georgie  37:30  

I think the weather is like everywhere though.

 

Geoff  37:32  

Which is, I guess pretty common. Yeah, and then housing prices.

 

Georgie  37:36  

Oh yeah don’t even, don’t talk to me about that.

 

Geoff  37:38  

Real estate.

 

Georgie  37:39  

If anyone like, brings that up as a topic, I will tune out immediately. Do not talk to me about housing prices. I don't even eat avocado on toast very much. So. Fuck you. (laughs)

 

Geoff  37:52  

And then sort of like every now and then I get like a, like uh, some kind of comment that I read like this, someone saying you shouldn't blame like the boomers for the housing crisis.

 

Georgie  38:08  

The thing is, I’m not blaming them.

 

Geoff  38:10  

...the government, and then like the response is basically, but you realise that the boomers are the ones who have been electing the exact same officials for the last decade.

 

Georgie  38:21  

Oh. Yeah.

 

Geoff  38:22  

It’s to keep the housing crisis like the the housing the way it is so that they stay rich. And I was like, okay, this is too much. So I just moved on.

 

Georgie  38:31  

it's like, I think people, everyone has an opinion on it. And—

 

Geoff  38:35  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  38:35  

It kind of doesn't really matter what people say or their experience because people who are like of Boomer age will have thoughts and opinions based on property, like when they were younger. Like they don't, they're not actually, if they own a property now and they're not buying anything now or they're not renting them they don't have a clue. So okay, that's what you think. But how can we have a productive discussion? Like how, you can, maybe you can be a little bit empathetic and be like, “oh, okay, gotta pay like 1500 dollars in rent per week—”

 

Geoff  39:07  

“Oh, err, that seems like a lot of money, maybe?”

 

Georgie  39:11  

“One and a half million, oh. My property is worth heaps”. I'm like, Dude, do you have a 100 million to buy something right now? Do you? No, you're just thinking of, urgh. How much did that Glebe place sell for? The one with the 14 bedrooms?

 

Geoff  39:27  

What Glebe place? Oh, 14 bedroom in Glebe. I don't know.

 

Georgie  39:31  

Was it 14 bedroom?

 

Geoff  39:32  

I don't know if it actually, actually sold. Yeah, the 14 sol—wait, 14 bedroom.

 

Georgie  39:39  

Oh, what was it?

 

Geoff  39:40  

No, it wasn't this one. This is one bed one. Yeah, now I can't remember four, 14 bedroom house in Glebe.

 

Georgie  39:50  

Oh, it was on Wigram road. Wigram road.

 

Geoff  39:54  

Wig, wig, Wigram. How did you know?

 

Georgie  39:56  

I vaguely remember. That’s the one.

 

Geoff  39:58  

Oh, here we go.

 

Georgie  39:59  

70 Wigram.

 

Geoff  39:59  

Wow. You vaguely remembered? Still on sale. I'm pretty sure you still can still go see it. For anyone who doesn't know there's an ep, there's an episode, maybe two or three, maybe four episodes ago, we talked about a house that was—

 

Georgie  40:14  

It was called I think the episode was called like—

 

Geoff  40:16  

14 apartments. Really.

 

Georgie  40:18  

Escaping a 14 bedrooms house.

 

Geoff  40:20  

Escaping a 14 bedroom house.

 

Georgie  40:21  

You know, what's funny is I've been too Glebe three times since we talked about it. But I didn't care to go and like, try and look at or find, I just happened to be in Glebe. Yeah,

 

Geoff  40:31  

I mean, if you're walking along, you probably won't see it very well.

 

Georgie  40:36  

It’s in an estate.

 

Geoff  40:36  

It’s fairly elevated. It's very fairly elevated.

 

Georgie  40:40  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  40:40  

And you won't see the whole picture like you would see the front and go oh yeah, it's like a three bedroom, but you wouldn't realise there’s 14. To round off this episode, let's—

 

Georgie  40:50  

Let’s look at the stats. Wait, should we look at the stats?

 

Geoff  40:54  

What stats? Oh, stats, yeah, we should look out for this podcast stats. And we can look at the top records broken in 2023.

 

Georgie  41:04  

Okay. Oh, so speaking of records, I was out at a work thing the other day and someone said, guess what the world record for the number of M&mM picked up with a pair of chopsticks—and eaten—in one minute is?

 

Geoff  41:22  

What? Like... 30?

 

Georgie  41:26  

I think was a bit less than that. It was actually yeah, it wasn't very much. For some reason. I thought, oh, in a minute, I was like oh, 85 or something?

 

Geoff  41:32  

No way. Picked up an M&M with a chopstick—

 

Georgie  41:36  

Well, no, I just thought I was, I thought someone was very skilled at doing so. They could be quite quick. You know. And pick up like—

 

Geoff  41:43  

What about your giant Skittles? Did you try opening, like, did you try picking that up with a chopstick?

 

Georgie  41:48  

No, I just, I just eat them by hand. As if I was gonna—

 

Geoff  41:51  

Pour them. Did you pour them in your mouth?

 

Georgie  41:55  

But yeah, like, is it harder to pick up like M&MS, or Skittles? Or, if they're larger, like?

 

Geoff  42:01  

Maybe. Number one. 29 major records were broken in 2023 World Cup. That's lame. Don't care about sports here.

 

Georgie  42:13  

Yeah, I don't either.

 

Geoff  42:14  

Oh, my god. I think anyone's got a definitive list.

 

Georgie  42:17  

We gotta think of something else to look at.

 

Geoff  42:18  

Not even listicles.

 

Georgie  42:20  

Oh, I know, why don't we talk about Spotify Wrap—nah just kidding. I don’t even use Spot...

 

Geoff  42:24  

Oh yeah Spotify Wrapped, wrapped up.

 

Georgie  42:26  

Did you know that Apple actually has their own thing? They—

 

Geoff  42:30  

I do.

 

Georgie  42:30  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  42:31  

Because—

 

Georgie  42:31  

Do you, wait do you—

 

Geoff  42:31  

A listener of my—ours also uses the Apple wrapped up.

 

Georgie  42:36  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  42:37  

But I do not.

 

Georgie  42:37  

I have. I have Apple. And I was like, Oh, that's cool. Now I've got some bullshit to share.

 

Geoff  42:43  

See, I was thinking about switching to Apple, except like, none of the people that are current, I'm currently sharing Spotify family with are on Apple devices. So it makes it really hard for me to justify, because it right now is what like $4 for me to have Spotify.

 

Georgie  43:02  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  43:03  

And moving to Apple Music means—

 

Georgie  43:05  

17.99.

 

Geoff  43:05  

I spend $20 or whatever. You've got Apple One, and stuff like that.

 

Georgie  43:10  

Yeah, we're actually going to downgrade and then upgrade storage, only to save about 4. dollars. (laughs) But I mean, every dollar counts, but I'm just like, I don't even I don't use Fitness anymore. I tried it out.

 

Geoff  43:24  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  43:24  

Just to try a couple of things. And then like, Arcade, don't even use News don't even use or care about.

 

Geoff  43:30  

Yeah, I've, I've I don't know, like gotten gotten into deleting apps from my phone.

 

Georgie  43:37  

Yes.

 

Geoff  43:37  

So I just like.

 

Georgie  43:39  

Cleanout.

 

Geoff  43:39  

For the past couple of days, just been scrolling through my apps and just deleting things. One of the things that was actually kind of interesting, I was like, why do I have my car insurance app on my phone? Like, I guess in a pinch, you might want to like just do a claim.

 

Georgie  43:58  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  43:59  

But really you just come home open your laptop or something like that. But for those who don't have laptops, sure, but, or computer, you just come home, log in to your, log in at home, why do you, why do I need it as an app? And then probably don't need it?

 

Georgie  44:16  

Yeah, yeah.

 

Geoff  44:18  

In any case, I went through and deleted a whole bunch of stuff, was pretty good.

 

Georgie  44:21  

But what if you like need roadside assistance? Would you just just phone them? Instead of going through the app?

 

Geoff  44:25  

Oh roadside assistance? I would use the Tesla roadside assistance, I suppose.

 

Georgie  44:29  

Okay, yeah.

 

Geoff  44:31  

But yeah, I could need roadside assistance. That's true. I'll bring that one back. But yeah, I went and deleted a whole bunch of other apps that I don't need.

 

Georgie  44:40  

You know what I deleted?

 

Geoff  44:41  

What.

 

Georgie  44:43  

I actually deleted the Contacts app.

 

Geoff  44:46  

That's interesting. I actually went through and deleted a bunch of contacts.

 

Georgie  44:50  

Haha.

 

Geoff  44:51  

So maybe I don’t need the contacts app anymore because I delete, I finished deleting contacts.

 

Georgie  44:54  

So the thing is, you can access from the phone.

 

Geoff  44:58  

Oh true.

 

Georgie  44:58  

If you go to the phone app, the contacts are there. And I thought it was quite hilarious that you could just delete the Contacts app. Because why? But also you can hide them now. There are a lot of apps that I hide. I'm like, you do not deserve to be on my home screen—

 

Geoff  45:13  

Why would you hide them?

 

Georgie  45:15  

Let's find out.

 

Geoff  45:16  

I mean no, I delete them from my home screen. And I delete them from the yeah, I prefer to use inside the app library.

 

Georgie  45:24  

Yes.

 

Geoff  45:24  

And I use search more than anything else.

 

Georgie  45:26  

Yes search. So I do not have—even though this is probably one of my most used apps—I do not have Instagram on there. I search every time.

 

Geoff  45:33  

Yeah.

 

Georgie  45:34  

Cos I’m a twat.

 

Geoff  45:35  

You just search, search everything.

 

Georgie  45:37  

Like Australia Post for like tracking stuff, like tracking parcels. Like I don't put that on my home. I don't care to use it. It's only stuff I—

 

Geoff  45:45  

I don't have any, I don't have anything on my home.

 

Georgie  45:48  

Oh, this guy.

 

Geoff  45:50  

I’m zero. Yeah.

 

Georgie  45:53  

I have—

 

Geoff  45:54  

I wish I could create my own groups though. I feel like I've got like five apps that are specifically for work and I want to put them in their own—

 

Georgie  46:01  

Folder? But without making a folder visible on your—

 

Geoff  46:04  

Yeah, without doing that, so that I can access all of my work stuff in the one place instead of like, having it spread out through all of the things. Anyways. Back to the wrap up. We're doing a wrap up of 2023 because in true, and true Toast & Roast fashion we are a) overtime, and b)—

 

Georgie  46:27  

Wait hang on, when are we ever?

 

Geoff  46:28  

Still haven’t got to the topic.

 

Georgie  46:29  

Oh right, yeah, okay.

 

Geoff  46:31  

Still not on topic! All right. Top episodes all time, everybody is still episode one, the... with 85 downloads and then the next one's episode 44 with 53 downloads.

 

Georgie  46:46  

“Ooh la la”. That’s the one.

 

Geoff  46:47  

And then yeah, “Ooh la la”, and episode two, “Food nostalgia”, 39, and episode nine, “Let musicians be artists”, at 39 And then episode 60 “I'd like to be under the sea” at 34. Who freaking knows why these are the top five. Let’s be honest.

 

Georgie  47:06  

OK let’s hazard a guess, right, like “Origin stories and podcasts” is probably because people are like, let's listen to Georgie’s shitty—

 

Geoff  47:10  

It’s the oldest one.

 

Georgie  47:11  

...audio when she didn't have a microphone.

 

Geoff  47:14  

It's the oldest one, so—

 

Georgie  47:17  

Literally.

 

Geoff  47:18  

We do not pay very much for this so we can't tell you the distribution of downloads like are we still getting like one every other month or was all—

 

Georgie  47:29  

It’s just all time. Yeah.

 

Geoff  47:30  

Yeah, it's just all time so, so you, but the numbers 144, 2, 9 and 60. So who knows?

 

Georgie  47:40  

I don't know. What about, what about the ones, what about the episodes we've released this year?

 

Geoff  47:47  

Oh can we—

 

Georgie  47:48  

Well we won't have data for it, but what have we talked about this year? So we can remind people.

 

Geoff  47:54  

Who knows, who knows? I mean like, oh we can actually go scroll through the episodes

 

Georgie  47:59  

Yeah, okay, what was our first episode for this year?

 

Geoff  48:02  

Published episode... okay this year. First episode this year was... “Universal World Time”!

 

Georgie  48:10  

Oh that was honestly, that was one of my faves, I remember that one.

 

Geoff  48:13  

Yeah, what if the world was one timezone? How insane would life be? And then the first one of Feb was “Aurally not orally”. March, “Squashin balls”.

 

Georgie  48:32  

Wait, was that the one about...? No, that was, there, there was an episode more recently that we were talking about the “balls to the wall” thing, the phrase.

 

Geoff  48:40  

Balls to the wall? Yeah, the phrase. This one was, “we try to figure out where 'balls to the wall' came from”.

 

Georgie  48:45  

Oh it was! It was this one.

 

Geoff  48:50  

And then we've got April, “Georgie on tour”. It's Georgie going to more...

 

Georgie  48:56  

Concerts.

 

Geoff  48:56  

Concerts probably. I've got a couple of Kpop concerts lined up as well.

 

Georgie  49:01  

Of course you do.

 

Geoff  49:01  

Next year, next year. “[A] bad case of grooming”. That's a very ambiguous title—

 

Georgie  49:07  

Probably talking about some creepy shit.

 

Geoff  49:09  

Like Epstein or something... “mentions of child”—oh, oh.

 

Georgie  49:14  

“...shitty comments sections on social media incidents where people were or could be unexpectedly in trouble with the law”.

 

Geoff  49:20  

It's, it’s, is this the one about the neighbour—

 

Georgie  49:25  

Google—

 

Geoff  49:25  

No way, the neighbour was—

 

Georgie  49:26  

No that was ages ago, that was literally called “The naked man”. I think this was one might have been the one about like, taking photos on your phone, like for medical purposes.

 

Geoff  49:36  

Oh, it's just uh, yeah. If you have photos of others as kids when you're a kid, maybe?

 

Georgie  49:44  

Yeah. Or you have photos of yourself.

 

Geoff  49:46  

Oh photos of yourself. Yeah, that's right, I think someone was convicted of having photos of themselves as a kid naked. Anyways.

 

Georgie  49:54  

We had our hundredth episode as well.

 

Geoff  49:56  

June, “Cooking up memories”. I think it was another recap in cooking. “If you could walk a hundred miles”.

 

Georgie  50:04  

Oh yeah that was our on episode 100. Yeah.

 

Geoff  50:08  

September, “Grab your coffee below deck” because I started watching Below Deck. I'm still watching it. It's not that interesting anymore.

 

Georgie  50:16  

You know what’s so funny, the one person who also told me that they watched that, was my mum. (laughs)

 

Geoff  50:26  

(laughs) Me and your mum.

 

Georgie  50:26  

Like, she never talks to me about any TV show unless it's like some trashy like, you know, Bachelor or type thing. And then she was like, oh there’s this interesting thing called Below Deck. I'm like, what?

 

Geoff  50:38  

My manager, he says he co watches it because his partner watches it next to him.

 

Georgie  50:44  

Oh he watches it in the background?

 

Geoff  50:45  

Yeah he watches it in the background.

 

Georgie  50:46  

I always do that when Nick watches something and I'm not that interested. I usually end up being the, “I watched it in the background” person.

 

Geoff  50:52  

Yeah, there's very many shows that my partner repeats that I watch in the background. And of course, I remember a lot of it. It's always surprising how much of these episodes I remember. Return of, “Return of Georgie”, that was October too.

 

Georgie  51:10  

Back from holidays.

 

Geoff  51:12  

“Escaping a 14 room house” in November. And then “not gonna lie [ngl], this ep is bussin’”. It was the last one before this one. So yeah, that's a pretty good, pretty good array of things.

 

Georgie  51:28  

Of talking shit, you’re welcome.

 

Geoff  51:29  

And talking shit. Apple podcasts, Spotify, and just Chrome are our top listening methods. Just Chrome. And time of day is usually 1pm. One to 2pm.

 

Georgie  51:43  

Of our time though.

 

Geoff  51:46  

I don't know what timezone, yeah, it's a bit weird. Oh, that's the last seven days.

 

Georgie  51:52  

Oh OK.

 

Geoff  51:53  

And—

 

Georgie  51:54  

Oh location.

 

Geoff  51:54  

Top countries all time is, US, Australia and Germany. So does that mean we don't actually have to explain that much.

 

Georgie  52:00  

(laughs) Wow, I love that, that is what you concluded. I didn't think about that at all.

 

Geoff  52:07  

It's honestly like, I think in the back of my mind, it's how many times do we say “for those who aren’t in Australia” and then we go forth and like explain it.

 

Georgie  52:18  

We still have to explain like, different, like the 401k and the superannuation thing.

 

Geoff  52:24  

Yeah, I mean, this is quite varying actually, United States and then like Australia, and then Germany, which is like right, smack in the middle. Between between our countries. Anyways.

 

Georgie  52:37  

Who’s from Germany? Say hello.

 

Geoff  52:38  

Twelve, I mean, 120—260 downloads, 10% of audience is actually German, or in Germany. And that's it. We're 12 minutes over. So—

 

Georgie  52:52  

Who said we had an actual time though?

 

Geoff  52:54  

Maybe? Maybe we do. Maybe we don't. We just so happen to coincidentally always end at the same time. But I, we, I, what’s the—

 

Georgie  53:06  

We're coming—

 

Geoff  53:07  

Seasos greetings.

 

Georgie  53:10  

Happy holidays.

 

Geoff  53:11  

Happy holidays.

 

Georgie  53:12  

If you go on holidays. I actually don’t, so.

 

Geoff  53:16  

Enjoy celebrating—

 

Georgie  53:17  

We will be having—

 

Geoff  53:18  

...a deity.

 

Georgie  53:18  

A break. So we can't say—

 

Geoff  53:20  

Oh, yes.

 

Georgie  53:20  

Like there is a new episode every Monday. There'll be a new episode every Monday from sometime next month.

 

Geoff  53:27  

Our offices have a shutdown period.

 

Georgie  53:34  

Mandatory—what is it called?

 

Geoff  53:35  

Yeah, mandatory shutdown period. So you will get an episode at some stage after the shutdown period.

 

Georgie  53:45  

In 2024.

 

Geoff  53:45  

2024, so see everybody in 2024. Byeee—

 

Georgie  53:52  

No, you can fol—wait. No, you can't follow us.

 

Geoff  53:57  

You can't follow us anywhere.

 

Georgie  53:58  

You can email us.

 

Geoff  53:59  

Nah you can—

 

Georgie  54:03  

toastroastpod—

 

Geoff  54:03  

...at toastroastpod@gmail.com, you can listen to our podcasts on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and the big Guinness World Record. What's the last part?

 

Georgie  54:20  

Yeah.

 

Geoff  54:20  

You have to do the last part.

 

Georgie  54:21  

See, well, you just took my part.

 

Geoff  54:24  

Yeah, exactly, so you have to do the last part.

 

Georgie  54:25  

(laughs) We'll see you next year.

 

Geoff  54:30  

Bye.